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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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~Daisy~

#1050
June 20, 2007, 11:25:46 PM
My youngest drove me nuts this morning. I woke up to "MOMMY! CHANGE MY PANTS! THEY'RE WET!" Imagine this with a voice that resembles the voice of Linda Blair in The Exorcist when she's banging the cross.


He's with his Daddy in the truck for a couple of days. It's pretty quiet. So WHY am I so miserable? I miss the little bugger.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

damfast

#1051
June 21, 2007, 06:10:43 AM
lmao.   Never have heard a sound remotely like that!  Too funny Daisy, I feel for you.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

~Daisy~

#1052
June 21, 2007, 07:55:03 AM
I have audio on my cell phone that Aaron set as a wake up alarm when he had my phone by mistake.

Imagine, if you will, a high pitched four year old's voice going as low and gravelly (emphasis on gravelly, if you will) and kind of demon-like, screaching out: "I! ......... Hate!......... Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" That was after some argument with his brother.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

damfast

#1053
June 21, 2007, 07:58:26 AM
oh that is beautiful, so funny.  Record it and make it a ringtone
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

~Daisy~

#1054
June 21, 2007, 08:33:16 AM
Hahaha I will...I'll set it to ring whenever my car loan company calls, since they call like 12 times a day,  no exaggeration. 8 am to 8 pm, once an hour...fell behind on my car payment last fall and I'm still paying a month behind, but sheesh...that's over kill.




Here's my ranting and ravings.

I'm "cartooned" out of my mind. My oldest seems to think that the television is his and has had it on either Cartoon Network or Comedy Central for two days. I can't take any more. I need grown up tv.

I'm sick of job hunting. Seriously I have been looking since the end of MAY and have been sending resumes all over the place. Surely a hundred by now...and I've gotten TWO phone calls?! TWO? Both of which were what I'm trying to avoid: commission only insurance sales. NO! The turnover rate at these companies is enormous, because they suck. I know; one of them I already worked for and they STILL called me because they can't keep warm bodies in the chairs. I DO NOT WANT SALES! NO NO NO NO. TWO phone calls from all that is a slap in the face. The email replies I'm getting are just as bad. United American Insurance, get the hint! Emailing me every day is NOT going to suddenly make me interested in your program. Even if you "provide" leads. That translates to hours and hours of worthless cold calls to people who said a year ago that they weren't interested. I know; I've done this kind of job before.

I've applied for entry level, mid level, even jobs that are above my head. All of them I've applied to have some sort of relevance to my experience, and I've adjusted my resume for different jobs to eliminate points that are irrelevant and highlight points that show I know I could do the job based on my experience.

WHAT does it take anymore to find a decent job?
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

pariann

#1055
June 21, 2007, 10:14:42 AM
You got me, I can't even find a waitressing job. :(
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#1056
June 21, 2007, 03:46:18 PM
Oh no! Somebody said "toon"!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Dexter Morgan

#1057
June 21, 2007, 04:21:09 PM
Quote from: damfast on June 20, 2007, 10:35:19 PM
we all have uniforms, tho dont we Dexter?  Sometimes ignorant people pick them for us and sometimes we choose our own.
I definately would of went with something way more cool LOL!!!!  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#1058
June 21, 2007, 04:26:44 PM
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on June 20, 2007, 11:25:46 PM
My youngest drove me nuts this morning. I woke up to "MOMMY! CHANGE MY PANTS! THEY'RE WET!" Imagine this with a voice that resembles the voice of Linda Blair in The Exorcist when she's banging the cross.


He's with his Daddy in the truck for a couple of days. It's pretty quiet. So WHY am I so miserable? I miss the little bugger.

LOL!!!! It could be worse,atleast he doesn't sound like that creepy little bugger in The Shining ( redrum redrum)  :spooked: that creepy little dude freaks me out. I've seen that movie a thousand times and that part still makes my skin crawl.  :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

damfast

#1059
June 21, 2007, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on June 21, 2007, 04:21:09 PM
I definately would of went with something way more cool LOL!!!!  :yes:

i dont wear a uniform, but if these folks dont start performing, i will be wearing an orange uniform and somebody will be running dna on my chosen uniform trying to sort out the blood types. 

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Dexter Morgan

#1060
June 21, 2007, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: damfast on June 21, 2007, 06:40:03 PM
i dont wear a uniform, but if these folks dont start performing, i will be wearing an orange uniform and somebody will be running dna on my chosen uniform trying to sort out the blood types. 

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bad day  :confused: If I was you, I'd open a big' ol can of whoop ass on them.  :icon_twisted:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

damfast

#1061
June 22, 2007, 06:08:15 AM
i did. believe me, and there is more to come today.  as soon as they get to the office. 
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sandy Eggo

#1062
June 22, 2007, 10:20:23 AM
Quote from: damfast on June 22, 2007, 06:08:15 AM
i did. believe me, and there is more to come today.  as soon as they get to the office. 

:angry:


Uh oh  :kick: :box: :smash:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

damfast

#1063
June 22, 2007, 10:42:52 AM
lol good call Mojo
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

#1064
June 22, 2007, 11:30:14 AM
Kick some booty woman!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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