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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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Sunny

#60
October 12, 2006, 08:29:22 PM
Quote from: Bratalie on October 11, 2006, 07:22:39 AM
First, my gas guage doesn't work correctly!!   I paid to have it fixed by Wiedner Cheverolet in the early part of the summer and it's not working again.  The darn thing stays on empty!!   So, I ran out of gas!!!  At 1am or 0100hrs or 0 dark 30 and had to walk a long arse way on 332 before I was picked up by the lead hill jack from Deliverance!!   Thank goodness for cell phones, because I was talking to a friend on the phone giving them the guys plate number JUST IN CASE!   

How ironic...that movie is on right now. The original, circa 1972 -- and boy does Burt Reynolds look goooood! :biggrin:

~Daisy~

#61
October 12, 2006, 08:47:57 PM
Quote from: Cookie Parker on October 11, 2006, 03:55:20 AM
So, maybe I should buy a dairy cow and chickens....and become a vegetarian with my own garden....hey, it's an idea.... :wink:

I've often thought about doing that. I don't eat much meat anyway. If I buy from the meat department, its eye of round to cut up for vegetable stew (with my fresh veggies, not frozen or canned!) or boneless skinless chicken breast. I remember once someone on the HAG was saying how they could never make ends meet and sometimes they can't afford meat for their meals. While I felt for this person, I remember thinking, "I haven't bought meat in 2 months, by choice!" LOL Anyway, if you have any space in your yard, you should build a garden. Paul Baylor's mom and dad bought an empty lot of land across the street where Mrs Baylor has her own HUGE garden. She grows everything and cans a lot of it. I've always wanted to do that, but need help getting started.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

Sunny

#62
October 12, 2006, 08:53:37 PM
We can't wait to start a garden! Well, I guess we'll HAVE to wait until winter's over. :biggrin:

Bratalie

#63
October 12, 2006, 11:44:52 PM
My ex-husbands new wife won't answer any phone call of mine.  I have no idea what she's afraid of but, sheesh, grow up!!   The phone they got for my son wasn't working, so into Verizon we went.  Verizon was going to give us a new phone but needed their consent.  I dialed her number (the ex is out of the country) and she didn't answer.  Since I was standing at the customer service counter, I went ahead and called my ex sister-in-law and asked her to phone Mrs. Compulsive Liar the III.  Then guess what, my phone rings right back with Mrs. CL III saying her ringer was off.  I was thinking, yeah right.  Shortly after, I talked to my ex-sister-in-law who said that she was in the shower and couldn't answer the phone.  I was like, 'Oh, she told me her ringer was off and actually both of our phone calls'. 


Stupid naive b*tch!

;)

Bratalie

#64
October 13, 2006, 02:39:25 AM
Why do kids wake up in the middle of the night, head to you instead of the bathroom, and say, 'I'm going to puke.'   Then the puke oll over you bedspread!!

proudcoalminer

#65
October 13, 2006, 02:47:19 AM
Quote from: Bratalie on October 13, 2006, 02:39:25 AM
Why do kids wake up in the middle of the night, head to you instead of the bathroom, and say, 'I'm going to puke.'   Then the puke oll over you bedspread!!

Because they love you! :smile:

Bratalie

#66
October 13, 2006, 02:51:29 AM
:)  Of course, I have to complain here, I can't complain to him but golly, GO TO THE BATHROOM.   


~Daisy~

#67
October 13, 2006, 07:18:42 AM
Hahaha I know!!


I wanna go back to bed. Bad! Its so warm and cozy in my bed...No fair having to get up!
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

pariann

#68
October 13, 2006, 09:15:25 AM
Hey, what do you know, I woke up this morning with nothing to rant, rave or vent about.  Now that just plain pisses me off!!
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#69
October 13, 2006, 11:01:39 AM
I'm on vacation!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

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Sunny

#70
October 13, 2006, 12:20:27 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 13, 2006, 11:01:39 AM
I'm on vacation!  :biggrin:

How does it feel?

Sunny

#71
October 13, 2006, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Bratalie on October 13, 2006, 02:39:25 AM
Why do kids wake up in the middle of the night, head to you instead of the bathroom, and say, 'I'm going to puke.'   Then the puke oll over you bedspread!!

Thanks for giving me something to look forward to...*crossing fingers* Hasn't happened yet.

Bratalie

#72
October 13, 2006, 12:42:25 PM
Ok, who ever has my vodoo doll with pins sticking in it, please pick another doll for a while, I can't take much more!!!


I just backed into my garage door before it was fully opened!!!!  DUH!  That is the second time I've done that since I've lived here!!!!!

Exterminator

#73
October 13, 2006, 12:44:31 PM
Duh is right!   :razz:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Sunny

#74
October 13, 2006, 12:47:40 PM
At least you can still fit your car IN your garage. :biggrin:
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