Da Pain, Da Pain!

[tallulahdahling]

You may wanna consider it--gonna have two fabulous cooks with me and we're having 3 kinds of pie--
chess, cherry and chocolate mousse.  And we're having home made Italian ice!

Can you say stretch pants?   

[Dexter Morgan]

You may wanna consider it--gonna have two fabulous cooks with me and we're having 3 kinds of pie--
chess, cherry and chocolate mousse.  And we're having home made Italian ice!

Can you say stretch pants?   

I'm wearing some as I post this LOL!!! 

[Bo D]

Ah yes....stretch pants. That reminds me of several years ago when my wife was on a bowling team. Some of those ladies wore those tight spandex pants. Now I ain't gonna say there were fat or anything, but when you watched them bowl, from the back it looked like two bulldogs fightin' under a rug.

[Dexter Morgan]

Ah yes....stretch pants. That reminds me of several years ago when my wife was on a bowling team. Some of those ladies wore those tight spandex pants. Now I ain't gonna say there were fat or anything, but when you watched them bowl, from the back it looked like two bulldogs fightin' under a rug.

You are sooooo bad!!!  How about 2 hams fighting under tin foil? 

[tallulahdahling]

Or two pigs fuckin under a blanket?

[tallulahdahling]

Oh, what a week I had--I overdid it, again --  imagine that?   

I did way too much and suffered for it--stayed in bed Sat and Sun--drug myself outta bed to go to work Mon and shoulda stayed home--I could hardly move and my foot was sooooo swollen from the steroids that it hurt to stand on it.

Much better now and I can't wait til the 3rd to go get more drugs!   

[Dexter Morgan]

Or two pigs fuckin under a blanket?

[Dexter Morgan]

Oh, what a week I had--I overdid it, again --  imagine that?   

I did way too much and suffered for it--stayed in bed Sat and Sun--drug myself outta bed to go to work Mon and shoulda stayed home--I could hardly move and my foot was sooooo swollen from the steroids that it hurt to stand on it.

Much better now and I can't wait til the 3rd to go get more drugs!   

So, you gonna share those with Dexie?   

[tallulahdahling]

You better quit!   

[Dexter Morgan]

You better quit!   

  Gasp.... not the turkey leg....... please I beg of you....anything but the leg. 

[tallulahdahling]

I got it right here in my gravy-encrusted hand!  I'm watching you, woman!   

[Dexter Morgan]

I got it right here in my gravy-encrusted hand!  I'm watching you, woman!   

I better go incognito.  I'll have to get my fake mustache, and glue on warts, out of the closet.   

[tallulahdahling]

No Go, dahling--I'd still recognize you--but I thought the moustache and warts were real 

[Dexter Morgan]

No Go, dahling--I'd still recognize you--but I thought the moustache and warts were real 

Nope they're all fake hair and latex. 

[tallulahdahling]

Damn!  I was gonna sign you up for the circus