Da Pain, Da Pain!

[tallulahdahling]

OK--it's starting to suck that I can't complete a task without taking some sort of pain narcotic--is that an oxymoron?

Anyway--I'm TOTALLY over this shit!!!  The pain pills turn me into a babbling moron (shut up Dex!) and I am homebound since I can't drive on them but hell, I can't even think about folding laundry without them!

If this doesn't subside by the weekend, I think you guys are gonna see me on Jerry Springer.  Should be a great episode:

"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!"   

[Gryphon]

"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!"   

dammit Taluh! I just had coffee shoot outta my mouth and all over the front of my shirt. Maybe you cant fold it, but think I could get you to at least get this stain out?? 

[damfast]

OK--it's starting to suck that I can't complete a task without taking some sort of pain narcotic--is that an oxymoron?

Anyway--I'm TOTALLY over this shit!!!  The pain pills turn me into a babbling moron (shut up Dex!) and I am homebound since I can't drive on them but hell, I can't even think about folding laundry without them!

If this doesn't subside by the weekend, I think you guys are gonna see me on Jerry Springer.  Should be a great episode:

"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!"   

and the people who love them

[Sandy Eggo]

LOL Tallu! You totally kill me! I honestly hope that if I EVER have to face anything remotely as serious as you have that I can maintain just a smidge of the sense of  humor you  have.

[Dexter Morgan]

OK--it's starting to suck that I can't complete a task without taking some sort of pain narcotic--is that an oxymoron?

Anyway--I'm TOTALLY over this shit!!!  The pain pills turn me into a babbling moron (shut up Dex!) and I am homebound since I can't drive on them but hell, I can't even think about folding laundry without them!

If this doesn't subside by the weekend, I think you guys are gonna see me on Jerry Springer.  Should be a great episode:

"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!"   

You kill me T.  What's wrong with being a babbling moron? 

[tallulahdahling]

Sorry 'bout the coffee stain, Gryph--glad to know I still have that effect on men     send me the dry cleaning bill ......

Damfast, you're wrong about "and the people who love them" -- in my case it's gonna be "and the people who want to hold pillows over her head" ..... (I have been just a tad bitchy lately  )

Piya, it ain't easy keeping a good sense of humor all the time -- that's what the drugs are for     No, seriously you gotta laugh or, well, you'll end up on Springer!

And Dex, guess there is nothing wrong with the babbling--that's why we still have people who love the both of us, right?   

Called the doc today -- he said I may have these little "episodes" for another month!  DAMMIT!
So I'm just gonna have to deal.........Springer here I come!!!!  I wonder, does Howard Stern still have a show somewhere?

[Dexter Morgan]

Sorry 'bout the coffee stain, Gryph--glad to know I still have that effect on men     send me the dry cleaning bill ......

Damfast, you're wrong about "and the people who love them" -- in my case it's gonna be "and the people who want to hold pillows over her head" ..... (I have been just a tad bitchy lately  )

Piya, it ain't easy keeping a good sense of humor all the time -- that's what the drugs are for     No, seriously you gotta laugh or, well, you'll end up on Springer!

And Dex, guess there is nothing wrong with the babbling--that's why we still have people who love the both of us, right?   

Called the doc today -- he said I may have these little "episodes" for another month!  DAMMIT!
So I'm just gonna have to deal.........Springer here I come!!!!  I wonder, does Howard Stern still have a show somewhere?

I'll see if I can get all of us booked for Springer LOL!!!!  Man, that would be a spectacle to behold LMAO!!! You with your fake boob, and bald head, and me doing pantsless cartwheels all over the stage LMAO!!!   JESUM CROW!!!!! 

[tallulahdahling]

We can still save it for our webcam show .... I better stock up on Mellow Yellow and Percocets!   

[Dexter Morgan]

We can still save it for our webcam show .... I better stock up on Mellow Yellow and Percocets!   

Woooohoooo  GOOD TIMES!!!! 

[tallulahdahling]

Well, today was a much better one--only had to take one pain pill and still managed to get around and I met a friend in town and we had dinner and a movie.

Maybe this crap is finally beginning to pass -- (I hope, I hope, I hope!)

[Dexter Morgan]

Well, today was a much better one--only had to take one pain pill and still managed to get around and I met a friend in town and we had dinner and a movie.

Maybe this crap is finally beginning to pass -- (I hope, I hope, I hope!)

Did ya ever get your laundry folded?  I'm glad the pain is lessening for you. Don't flush your pain meds, just send them to Dexie, and I'll make sure they get into the right hands.   

[tallulahdahling]

Awwright--we've already had this conversation....NO PAIN PILLS FOR DEX!  Don't make come up there and do painful things to you with a turkey leg!! 

I got the laundry folded--the bathroom cleaned and managed to finish the dressing.  Still got a little grocery store stuff to do but I gotta wait til I get paid tomm.

My feet are swelling a lot and I have to elevate them every hour ... that is a pain cuz I can't sit that long without having to get up and do something that I forgot to do!

I made hubby some chili today--tomm I bake the pecan and cherry pies.  When SIL arrives Wed, she'll help out with the cranberries and chocolate mousse pecan pie!   

[Dexter Morgan]

Awwright--we've already had this conversation....NO PAIN PILLS FOR DEX!  Don't make come up there and do painful things to you with a turkey leg!! 

I got the laundry folded--the bathroom cleaned and managed to finish the dressing.  Still got a little grocery store stuff to do but I gotta wait til I get paid tomm.

My feet are swelling a lot and I have to elevate them every hour ... that is a pain cuz I can't sit that long without having to get up and do something that I forgot to do!

I made hubby some chili today--tomm I bake the pecan and cherry pies.  When SIL arrives Wed, she'll help out with the cranberries and chocolate mousse pecan pie!   

Damn, no pain pills for Dexie? Okay...... anything but the turkey leg!!!  Don't smack me with the leg, I beg you..... please no leg!!!    Wooohooo on the laundry!!!  I can't sit still for any length of time, so I know what you're going through, on the swollen feet.  It can be a bitch to have to sit still sometimes.  I'm still planning on attending your dinner, and look forward to the chocolate mousse pecan pie LOL!!!!! 

[tallulahdahling]

Well, you better let me give you directions, beotch!  LOL!

[Dexter Morgan]

Well, you better let me give you directions, beotch!  LOL!

OK!!!! Let me get my paper and pencil.