God sucks!

[The Troll]

If you want to see some of Applebee's ongoing public relations disaster, here is their Facebook page.  They have two official comments on the matter at the top, but check out the pictures of their menu items.  People are even trashing them in the comments on the pictures too.  They have a big fat mess on their hands. 

https://www.facebook.com/applebees?ref=ts&fref=ts

  Have you ever notice how the little Tin God Henry always go after the hourly workers.  It's always their fault.   

  Why don't Applebee's add 18% to the cost to the food and add the extra money to the wages of the work staff.  Then the tips the customers can to for the the service they get.   

  Now here's a real question, we know how Henry feels about hourly workers, union workers and poor people.  What chance in a million would Henry Hawk (cheap ass) give any hourly worker a 28% tip?                  Here's to you cheap ass.   

[Anne]

It wasn't a 28% automatic gratuity; it was 18%.

I know the 18% was the automatic gratuity, what I was asking is would just paying the 18% be considered being cheap or tight?

[Exterminator]

Correct; 18% would have been appropriate.

[Locutus]

I know the 18% was the automatic gratuity, what I was asking is would just paying the 18% be considered being cheap or tight?

Yes, 18% would have been fine.

[Locutus]

The Cardinals have erected the chimney from which will flow the Holy Poopal Smoke.     

Am I allowed to say erect and Cardinal in the same sentence or do I have to throw in an alter boy?   

[Palehorse]

Let the humping begin! 

I believe the erection will require three altar boys.

[Locutus]

Let the humping begin! 

I believe the erection will require three altar boys.

Only three alter boys for 115 cardinals?   

[Palehorse]

Only three alter boys for 115 cardinals?   

Some of them are into their colleagues. . . what can I say?

[Locutus]

[followsthewolf]

Some of them are into their colleagues. . . what can I say?

Oh, no. You didn't say that.

[Locutus]

Oh, no. You didn't say that.

This is an extremely blasphemous thread in case you haven't noticed. 

[Palehorse]

Oh, no. You didn't say that.

Oh yes. . . I did. . . 

Conclave. . . just another word for orgy!

[Palehorse]

So how about we review just how many human lives have been sacrificed in the name of Xtianity and its great sky daddy through the years.

•   1,000,000 perished during the early Arian schism.
•   1,000,000 during the Carthaginian struggle.
•   7,000,000 during the Saracen slaughters in Spain.
•   5,000,000 perished during the eight Crusades.
•   2,000,000 of Saxons and Scandinavians lost their lives in opposing the introduction of the blessings of Christianity.
•   1,000,000 were destroyed in the Holy Wars against the Netherlands, Albigenses, Waldenses, and Huguenots.
•   30,000,000 Mexicans and Peruvians were slaughtered before they could be convinced of the beauty of the Christian creed.
•   9,000,000 were burned for witchcraft.
•   Total, 56,000,000.

• Oh, and let us not forget the 6 million that xtian Hitler sent to the ovens and starvation, etc.

Grand total =62 million. (And counting)

[Locutus]

Habemus poopum!   

[Locutus]

Poop Francis I.