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Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

 Hillary's Indian Name

Hillary's Indian Name True story, Senator
Hillary Clinton was invited to address a
major gathering of The American Indian
nation two weeks ago in upper New York State.

She spoke for almost an hour on her future
plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living, should she one
day become the first female President. She
referred to her career as a New York Senator,
how she had signed 'YES,' for every Indian
issue that came to her desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details
of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic
about her future ideas for helping her 'red
sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes
presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed
with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in her
motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired of the group
of chiefs of how they had come to select the
new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the
name given to a bird so full of shit it can
no longer fly.
Trump 2020

dan foster

Quote from: PIYA on March 19, 2008, 10:56:04 PM
LMATO!!!

Not much of a "crying on the inside" kind of clown, huh?
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

me

A little child shall lead them!


Hillary Clinton went to a school during her campaigning.  When she was settled she asked if there were any questions.  One little boy raised his hand.  She pointed to him and asked him his name.  He replied, "Kenneth."  She then said, "What would you like to say?"  Kenneth said, "I have two questions. First, what happened to the national health plan that you were paid for eight years to produce? And second, You wrote in your book that you didn't know that your husband was having an affair. How can you run the country if you don't even know what's happening in your own house?  Just then the recess bell rang and Hillary said, "We'll continue after the recess."

After the recess Hillary said, "Now we can continue.  Where were we?"  Then a little boy raised his hand. She pointed to him and asked him his name.  He replied, "Larry."  She then said, "And what would you like to say?"  He said, "I have four questions. First, what happened to the national health plan that you were paid for eight years to produce? And second, You wrote in your book that you didn't know that your husband was having an affair. How can you run the country if you don't even know what's happening in your own house? Third, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early and,  fourth, Where is Kenneth?" 
Trump 2020

Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

dan foster

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

dan foster

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

me

Trump 2020

dan foster

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Exterminator

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Gryphon


Exterminator

A love story in four pictures:







Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Bo D

BWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Gryphon


dan foster

I would think madame is being generous, although, only Gannon would probably know for sure.
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke