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Started by awol, March 23, 2007, 09:22:02 PM

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me

#120
October 11, 2008, 02:28:16 PM
Trump 2020

dan foster

#121
October 11, 2008, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: me on October 11, 2008, 10:37:40 AM
The four standing.  :razz:

Which one is a domestic terrorist in the US?  :wink:
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

awol

#122
January 19, 2009, 08:45:45 AM
bush's original farewell address leaked to press:

Dear America States -

I beenz Precedent of The United over 8 to 10 yearz gone bye. I haz fun to be Precedent of y'all, even immegrantz, but not gayz. I am done now with itz. Here is my list of favorites, all favoritez, for you:

- I gotz wear pilot costoom suit on big boat. BIG BOAT!
- My house haz bowling amy for bowling ballz. Me and Karl play. Karl iz fat.
- Mister Chainy gave me cake for me only me because I go get him oil from sandy country in dessert. Camels. Mister Chainee likez oil. I gets cakez.
- We played hide andgoseek with Valery Planes. I think I winned.
- Carl show me picturez of ewwy pile of guys with naked buttz in prison. Eww.
- Easter EGGS!!!!!!
- Barney bitez me once and I bitez him back!!
- Karl cut up my pretzels because once once it pretselz hurt my neck. Owwy. But now little tiny weeny pretselz no hurt George.
- Bye bye Donny Rumsfelt. Donny leave. No one know where hez go?? Smell still here.
- I win Amarica.

Daddy said I comez back to Texas now. Yea! No more scary microfone men reports. Barney bitez one once! That was best day of my Barney. Good Barney.

See you next time I'z Precedent!!

~Goerge

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

me

#123
February 06, 2009, 11:44:37 PM
Trump 2020

dan foster

#124
February 07, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
Quote from: me on February 06, 2009, 11:44:37 PM
Talk about dumb....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hMJVXt09E

Wow, the broad mis-spoke.  Amazing.  The last 8 years must have rubbed off a bit on congress.  Bush either mis-spoke, or outright lied, EVERY TIME he opened his mouth.  I guess we need to keep a watch to see if this phenomenon has taken over DC, completely. 
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Sandy Eggo

#125
February 21, 2009, 01:38:50 PM
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#126
April 15, 2009, 12:51:45 PM


    Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England ."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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Exterminator

#127
April 15, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
Guess who doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'picture'?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#128
April 15, 2009, 05:19:00 PM
I understand it there just wasn't one.   :razz:
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mcgonser

#129
April 15, 2009, 05:51:12 PM
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

mcgonser

#130
April 15, 2009, 05:52:42 PM
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

mcgonser

#131
April 15, 2009, 05:53:55 PM
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

LOsborne

#132
April 15, 2009, 08:46:56 PM
A growing problem.

dan foster

#133
April 15, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
For the folks protesting the bush tax policies as obama has nothing to do with the current rates, I give them this symbol to cherish. 

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke
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