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50 Shades of Crap

Started by Sandy Eggo, February 15, 2015, 09:07:18 PM

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Locutus

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

duke jupiter

Quote from: Exterminator on February 18, 2015, 09:15:04 AM


;)  50 shades of sick puppies.

Best regards,
Duke (watch out for the mudslide) Jupiter
or should I say Dookie Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

me

Trump 2020

Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

I don't see the humor in old people making love. I'm getting up there myself. On a related subject, one of my friends recently retired and told me "The great thing about retirement is that my lovemaking isn't restricted to the weekend. This year I get to have sex on a Tuesday."  :wink:  :biggrin:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

me

 :biggrin:
Quote from: Bo D on February 19, 2015, 08:33:11 AM
I don't see the humor in old people making love. I'm getting up there myself. On a related subject, one of my friends recently retired and told me "The great thing about retirement is that my lovemaking isn't restricted to the weekend. This year I get to have sex on a Tuesday."  :wink:  :biggrin:
Trump 2020

Purplelady1040

Quote from: Bo D on February 19, 2015, 08:33:11 AM
I don't see the humor in old people making love. I'm getting up there myself. On a related subject, one of my friends recently retired and told me "The great thing about retirement is that my lovemaking isn't restricted to the weekend. This year I get to have sex on a Tuesday."  :wink:  :biggrin:
:biggrin: :biggrin:

Mr442

Ya know, this isn't War and Peace, it is a soft porn movie based on a romance novel, that is going make someone a boat load of money, or should I say, more money.  I don't think any huge social statements were intended, it just happen to add a little kink to the otherwise bland world of bodice rippers.  Mommy porn as I heard it called.  The white night that ends up with this fair maiden just happens to like whips and chains, as does she.

Would the uproar be as loud if the roles were reversed?
Mr442

Sandy Eggo

I agree Mr442, it's the level of importance or significance otherwise intelligent women have given it that I find annoying. Not the subject matter.


Oh and on role reversal, there was a dominatrix that introduced Mr. Grey to his sexual proclivities. His sub,  the lead female, is convinced that she took advantage of Grey and it was abuse. She is just as outraged as the bible thumpers are over this whole story. It's a sub theme throughout the book.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Purplelady1040


The Troll

Quote from: Bo D on February 19, 2015, 08:33:11 AM
I don't see the humor in old people making love. I'm getting up there myself. On a related subject, one of my friends recently retired and told me "The great thing about retirement is that my lovemaking isn't restricted to the weekend. This year I get to have sex on a Tuesday."  :wink:  :biggrin:


  Hell, sex only on Tuesday.  Ever since I have been retired, the wife has oral sex with me every day.   :yes:  Since I am around her 24/7, every time she walks pass me she says, "FUCK YOU!"   :wink: :smile:

Bo D

Quote from: The Troll on February 24, 2015, 01:53:19 PM

  Hell, sex only on Tuesday.  Ever since I have been retired, the wife has oral sex with me every day.   :yes:  Since I am around her 24/7, every time she walks pass me she says, "FUCK YOU!"   :wink: :smile:

:spooked:

:haha:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan