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Palehorse

#1380
February 21, 2007, 11:02:35 AM
Great green gobbs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#1381
February 21, 2007, 11:03:59 AM
Illuminated monkey nuts,
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#1382
February 21, 2007, 11:07:25 AM
There's blood on the saddle, and blood on the ground,

And a great . . . big . . . puddle of blood all around,

Oh pity the cowboy, all bloody and sore,

'Cause he won't . . . go . . . ridin'

His bronco no more.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Itsy bitsy birdie feet,

French fried eye-balls,

Rolling down a muddy street,

And I forgot my spoon. (slurp, slurp).  :biggrin:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#1383
February 21, 2007, 11:10:47 AM
that one bring's tears to my eyes... :'( :'( :'(
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#1384
February 21, 2007, 11:14:11 AM
You're getting in a state
Cos' you've left it very late
Diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

It runs down your leg
just like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It isn't very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

:rotfl:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#1385
February 21, 2007, 11:15:11 AM
How in the world do you remember all the words to those things?
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#1386
February 21, 2007, 11:16:15 AM
 :rotfl:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#1387
February 21, 2007, 11:18:39 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on February 21, 2007, 11:15:11 AM
How in the world do you remember all the words to those things?

Funny the things you'll recall from childhood. I couldn't remember the words to the preamble to the constitution from Ms Gobers class, but I darned sure can remember that!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#1388
February 21, 2007, 11:29:53 AM
On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher with a four cannon stud.
I went to her funeral and spit on her grave.
Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.
:spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~Daisy~

#1389
February 21, 2007, 12:29:46 PM
I don't remember that version! LMAO
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

pariann

#1390
February 22, 2007, 08:48:55 AM
I'm thinking.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#1391
February 22, 2007, 09:03:45 AM
banana banana fo fanna...
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#1392
February 22, 2007, 09:08:24 AM
That's not what I was thinking.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Heavy

#1393
February 25, 2007, 02:05:59 PM
blah blah blah

Palehorse

#1394
February 25, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
(*Think Charlie Brown's teacher) Wah, Wah. Wah-wah-wah-wah. Wah-wah, wah,wah,wah.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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