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Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

Time tuh do muh SNOW dance!

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Purplelady1040


me



BIOLOGY EXAM :
     
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.

The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

​ One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.  However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides      immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right      temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother,      and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.


And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
Trump 2020

Purplelady1040

Quote from: me on January 31, 2015, 09:50:31 AM

BIOLOGY EXAM :
     
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.

The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

​ One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.  However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides      immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right      temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother,      and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.


And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
Hahaha, that is great!

me

I was thinkin' about goin' out to get a new monitor for my 'puter since mine bit the dust yesterday but I think maybe I'll just keep using my laptop for now and not go out again today.  It's ccccoooollllldddd out there.  :cold:
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Anne

I'm trying to decide if it is worth going out to breakfast. The car is in the garage so it isn't too cold and it is only a few steps from the car to the restaurant, mmm. Wonder if I can convince hubby it is a good idea?
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

me

Yeah, I'm back on my pc with a new monitor.   :dance: :clap: :hamster: A huge thanks to the person who saved me a few years ago by giving me the one he had to replace the one that went out at that time.  It gave me many years of good service and I appreciate it greatly. 
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Henry Hawk

Well starting about 7am, my wife and I will be braving the elements to head south to Orlando as I will be attending a conference for my work.  The wife is tagging along for some r and r. 

If we can make it out of this state, I think we can make it..... Heading off for some shut eye before our long journey.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 20, 2015, 10:32:27 PM
Well starting about 7am, my wife and I will be braving the elements to head south to Orlando as I will be attending a conference for my work.  The wife is tagging along for some r and r. 

If we can make it out of this state, I think we can make it..... Heading off for some shut eye before our long journey.
Have a safe trip and bring some warm air back with you.
Trump 2020

Palehorse

Quote from: me on February 20, 2015, 01:22:39 PM
Yeah, I'm back on my pc with a new monitor.   :dance: :clap: :hamster: A huge thanks to the person who saved me a few years ago by giving me the one he had to replace the one that went out at that time.  It gave me many years of good service and I appreciate it greatly.

:smile:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Purplelady1040

Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 20, 2015, 10:32:27 PM
Well starting about 7am, my wife and I will be braving the elements to head south to Orlando as I will be attending a conference for my work.  The wife is tagging along for some r and r. 

If we can make it out of this state, I think we can make it..... Heading off for some shut eye before our long journey.
Safe travels

Locutus

Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 20, 2015, 10:32:27 PM
Well starting about 7am, my wife and I will be braving the elements to head south to Orlando as I will be attending a conference for my work.  The wife is tagging along for some r and r. 

If we can make it out of this state, I think we can make it..... Heading off for some shut eye before our long journey.

Coming on down to my home state?  ;D

It's warm today.  81 degrees.  Not sure what it is in Orlando, though, as that's about 220 miles north of me. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

Looks like 78 degrees and sunny right now.  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

me

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