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me

#10260
February 16, 2014, 07:19:37 AM
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#10261
February 16, 2014, 06:03:15 PM
Attempts at countermeasures will result in ice. You know this so just don't. . .

Time tuh do muh SNOW dance!

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#10262
February 17, 2014, 07:42:20 PM
". . .771-Signal loss on Satellite In 2. Press SELECT for solutions. . ."

Direct TV doesn't tell you what happens when you lose satellite signal now do they? I'm betting it's worse than your dad getting punched in the stomach. . .Don't let something worse than your dad getting punched in the stomach happen. . . Don't get Direct TV. . .   :bsplit:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#10263
February 17, 2014, 11:03:09 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 17, 2014, 07:42:20 PM
". . .771-Signal loss on Satellite In 2. Press SELECT for solutions. . ."

Direct TV doesn't tell you what happens when you lose satellite signal now do they? I'm betting it's worse than your dad getting punched in the stomach. . .Don't let something worse than your dad getting punched in the stomach happen. . . Don't get Direct TV. . .   :bsplit:
Haven't lost ours at all tonight.
Trump 2020

Bo D

#10264
February 20, 2014, 12:41:16 PM
This is funny!

What would the iCar look like? It's fun to dream

NEW YORK (AP) -- Rumors have been swirling since news broke this week of a possible meeting between Apple's top executive for acquisitions and the CEO of electric car maker Tesla.

Citing a person familiar with the matter, The San Francisco Chronicle reported Sunday that the get-together between Adrian Perica and Elon Musk took place last spring. The companies haven't commented on the report.

With $158.8 billion in cash on its balance sheet, Apple certainly has the money to buy Tesla, which has a market cap of about $24 billion.

Although a pairing of the two companies is a likely long shot and far off at best, it's kind of fun to think about a car made the company that brought us the iPhone and iPad. Here are a few ideas:

NAME -- There's no question it would be called the iCar. With iPads, iPods and iPhones on the market, do they really have a choice? New models to follow could be called the iCar 2, iCar3, etc. Or the company could just make an iCarS if it didn't feel like making any real changes to the product.

COLOR -- Two words: Space Grey. Of course, there also would be a hard-to-find gold-tone version and a slightly cheaper model featuring a shiny plastic exterior that could come in an array of eye-popping colors.

PLUG -- Whatever it looks like, it's sure to differ from the one Tesla currently uses. After all, Apple can't have drivers re-using their current accessories.

APPS -- The dashboard of a Tesla already looks like a giant iPad. But in addition to the latest version of iOS and Retina display, an Apple version could include apps for podcasts, photos and of course iTunes and iTunes Radio. Want to let your passengers binge watch the second season of "House of Cards" as you blow down the freeway? Just fire up the Netflix app. And Candy Crush Saga would come preinstalled to give you something to do while waiting out traffic jams.

NAVIGATION -- Google Maps? Forget about it. Apple Maps, all the way.

PRICE -- Probably a cut above what a Tesla currently sells for, but cheaper with a two-year agreement. In this case, we're probably talking about a lease that includes a hefty breakup fee if you try to end it early, not to mention the mother-of-all overage charges for driving more minutes than you're allowed.

http://wtop.com/256/3566579/What-would-the-iCar-look-like
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

me

#10265
February 25, 2014, 08:50:17 AM


Trump 2020

Bo D

#10266
February 28, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
I fear that stupidity in this country is rapidly approaching critical mass.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Locutus

#10267
February 28, 2014, 03:44:16 PM
Quote from: Bo D on February 28, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
I fear that stupidity in this country is rapidly approaching critical mass.

I agree 100%.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#10268
February 28, 2014, 07:33:55 PM
Quote from: Bo D on February 28, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
I fear that stupidity in this country is rapidly approaching critical mass.

I believe it is beyond that is select pockets.  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Mr442

#10269
March 02, 2014, 12:26:45 PM
So much for the big snow.  Most of it went north of us, and the next wave is tracking to the south.  Fine with me, I've had enough. :rant:
Mr442

me

#10270
March 02, 2014, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: Mr442 on March 02, 2014, 12:26:45 PM
So much for the big snow.  Most of it went north of us, and the next wave is tracking to the south.  Fine with me, I've had enough. :rant:
I hope round 2 goes south of us too. 
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#10271
March 02, 2014, 03:40:18 PM
Don't be so quick to call it. Round two is quickly approaching.  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#10272
March 03, 2014, 12:01:40 PM
After more intensive work in my basement labOORitory.....I am ready to break out against the frigid forces and do the........

SUN JIG!
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"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Anne

#10273
March 03, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
Has anyone used the state and federal free tax filing sites? I have used a CPA before and turbo tax and H & R Block and wondered how the free places were, how user friendly they are. I thought they might be worth looking at next year.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

me

#10274
March 03, 2014, 11:23:05 PM
Quote from: Anne on March 03, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
Has anyone used the state and federal free tax filing sites? I have used a CPA before and turbo tax and H & R Block and wondered how the free places were, how user friendly they are. I thought they might be worth looking at next year.
Two of my daughters use them and have had no problems. 
Trump 2020
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