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Palehorse

#10215
December 04, 2013, 08:42:21 PM
Time tuh do muh SNOW dance!

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#10216
December 04, 2013, 08:47:34 PM
Dance away PH.  We are all ready, plenty of Pepsi, coffee, milk, beer, and snacks along with tons of other assorted food and 'taters.  Got mom all stocked up and made sure she wouldn't run out of her bp medicine.  We have no place we have to go...let it snow....let it snow...let it snow......
  :flurries: :snowball: :snowman:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#10217
December 04, 2013, 08:48:16 PM
Time tuh do muh SNOW dance!

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Da Wham

#10218
December 06, 2013, 04:17:24 PM
Lottery


A wife comes in and yells, ''Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!''

Her husband yells back, ''Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?''

The wife replies, ''I don't care! Just get the hell out!''

:biggrin:

me

#10219
December 12, 2013, 06:50:30 AM
COME ON SPRING..........
Trump 2020

Anne

#10220
December 13, 2013, 03:01:59 PM
Sorority donated $39,000 to charity this year, including over $14,600.00 to John Hopkins Pancreatic Cancer Research. Not bad for fewer than 300 ladies. Just had to toot out horn :)
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

me

#10221
December 13, 2013, 04:03:12 PM
Quote from: Anne on December 13, 2013, 03:01:59 PM
Sorority donated $39,000 to charity this year, including over $14,600.00 to John Hopkins Pancreatic Cancer Research. Not bad for fewer than 300 ladies. Just had to toot out horn :)
That's great Anne. Toot away you ladies deserve it.   :yes:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#10222
December 13, 2013, 08:17:54 PM
Time tuh do muh SNOW dance!

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Da Wham

#10223
December 14, 2013, 05:13:59 AM
Programming %#$*@#!!


Q: What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?




A: Profanity


:biggrin:

me

#10224
December 14, 2013, 11:42:21 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 13, 2013, 08:17:54 PM
Time tuh do muh SNOW dance!

 
I do hope you're happy PH   :razz:
Trump 2020

Bo D

#10225
December 16, 2013, 08:39:47 AM
Happy Birthday, Ludwig!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#10226
December 16, 2013, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Bo D on December 16, 2013, 08:39:47 AM
Happy Birthday, Ludwig!

Yeah. What he said!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Anne

#10227
December 19, 2013, 09:04:52 AM
I know I watch too much TV but I have been watching some of CSpan's series on the First Ladies. It has been very interesting. Last night was Woodrow Wilson's wives. It is on 9 pm weeknights. I also caught Animal Planet's show on mermaids, that was interesting, too. I rarely watch either of those channels so those two shows were a pleasant surprise.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Da Wham

#10228
December 20, 2013, 05:50:33 AM
Christian Drugs


Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.

Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in."

Another soft knock is heard. "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in."

At the next knock Jesus asks, "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in."

Someone starts pounding on the door. "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FREEZE! THIS IS THE FBI!"


:biggrin:

Anne

#10229
December 20, 2013, 03:35:56 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on December 20, 2013, 05:50:33 AM
Christian Drugs


Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.

Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in."

Another soft knock is heard. "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in."

At the next knock Jesus asks, "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in."

Someone starts pounding on the door. "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FREEZE! THIS IS THE FBI!"


:biggrin:

;D
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin
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