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#9945
February 15, 2013, 11:50:08 AM
Quote from: Da Wham on February 15, 2013, 11:34:34 AM
You're welcome. Glad to see someone enjoy my musical finds.  :smile:
I always do but just don't post.  You are not wasting your time posting them trust me.   :smile:
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followsthewolf

#9946
February 15, 2013, 12:31:13 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on February 15, 2013, 11:41:39 AM
Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up.

A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up.

All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like."

Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?"

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."

Damn near wet myself.

Did spit coffee.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#9947
February 15, 2013, 12:36:37 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on February 15, 2013, 12:31:13 PM
Damn near wet myself.

Did spit coffee.

ditto!!   ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#9948
February 15, 2013, 12:48:24 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on February 15, 2013, 12:31:13 PM
Damn near wet myself.

Did spit coffee.
:yes: :yes: :biggrin:
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me

#9949
February 17, 2013, 08:11:07 PM
Two things I miss more than Twinkies, which weren't as good as they used to be anyway, and Ho Ho's, which I never really liked, are the Hearty Rye bread and their blueberry mini muffins.  I have not been able to find a suitable replacement for either. 
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duke jupiter

#9950
February 17, 2013, 08:18:23 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on February 15, 2013, 11:34:34 AM
You're welcome. Glad to see someone enjoy my musical finds.  :smile:

Me likes! Me likes!

:smile:
Watch out for Goofy!

Da Wham

#9951
February 23, 2013, 10:28:40 PM
Thank you all!

Da Wham

#9952
February 23, 2013, 10:36:50 PM
Late one day a local pub saw six guys walk in, obviously in pairs of two, sit down and order their favorite after-work drinks.

The first two to seat themselves and be served by the bartender were two guys working at a major university whose I.Q.s were so high they could hardly be measured! They began discussing from Quantum Mechanics to the fine points of Particle Physics, either one as brilliantly as the other.

The bartender then went over to the next pair who were "regular guys" with ordinary jobs, with average I.Q.s, schmoozing about how hard it was today to keep up with bill payments, how high taxes were, how corrupt politicians were and all the day-to-day struggles most everyone has.

The last two the bartender served were two very badly educated, ill-mannered dolts with very low I.Q.s that could barely be measured on any I.Q. test. As soon as they'd ordered the bartender overheard one say to the other, "Oh, hey, I meant to ask ya, d'you use flatwound or roundwound on your bass?"

:biggrin:

Henry Hawk

#9953
February 26, 2013, 11:54:20 AM
Amarillo Texas.........19" of snow............... :spooked:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#9954
February 26, 2013, 12:08:44 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 26, 2013, 11:54:20 AM
Amarillo Texas.........19" of snow............... :spooked:
Guess that beats the 11" they had in, I think it was San Antonio, a few years back huh?
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Palehorse

#9955
February 26, 2013, 11:48:09 PM
Global warming is a lie. . .  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#9956
February 27, 2013, 01:17:10 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 26, 2013, 11:48:09 PM
Global warming is a lie. . .  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Um, they've had big snows in Texas occasionally forever. 
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Henry Hawk

#9957
February 27, 2013, 08:26:28 AM
Yeah, if it snows in Texas it HAS GOT to be because of MAN's contribution of too much carbon in the atmosphere..... :rolleyes:   Not doubt about it.  :no:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#9958
February 28, 2013, 12:50:40 AM
Chew you fat bastards, chew!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#9959
February 28, 2013, 11:19:24 PM
Just watched a movie called The Curve with Clint Eastwood.  Goooood movie.  :yes:
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