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me

#9930
January 27, 2013, 08:46:33 PM
Quote from: Anne on January 27, 2013, 07:29:53 PM
It is the point in life when you can say anything and people just pass it off as dementia! :)
I think you're probably right....  :wink:
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Palehorse

#9931
January 27, 2013, 08:55:00 PM
I pass it off as crotchety old woman's disease. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Anne

#9932
January 28, 2013, 02:30:04 PM
It might be the beginnings of dementia, too. You would surprised at how often older people with dementia wil use words that they never would have when they were healthy.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

me

#9933
January 28, 2013, 03:15:59 PM
Quote from: Anne on January 28, 2013, 02:30:04 PM
It might be the beginnings of dementia, too. You would surprised at how often older people with dementia wil use words that they never would have when they were healthy.
Could be too that they always used them privately and figure they're old enough to talk anyway they want after a certain age.  :wink:
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Mr442

#9934
January 28, 2013, 03:54:29 PM
Quote from: libby on January 27, 2013, 12:23:55 AM
:lol:  I didn't know old ladies of that generation ever used the f*** word.

Usually all it takes is for another old lady to yell BINGO!!! :eek:
Mr442

followsthewolf

#9935
January 28, 2013, 04:14:50 PM
THAT'S funny! ;D ;D
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

libby

#9936
January 28, 2013, 06:03:41 PM
When I was a girl, my father was so strict and my mother such a quiet lady that my sisters and I used to wonder if "darn" was a cussword.   :laugh:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Sandy Eggo

#9937
January 28, 2013, 07:50:15 PM
I thought "hindend" was a bad word. ;D

Now? I speak fluent sailor. :sneaky:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#9938
January 29, 2013, 01:23:00 AM
Quote from: Mr442 on January 28, 2013, 03:54:29 PM
Usually all it takes is for another old lady to yell BINGO!!! :eek:

:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#9939
January 31, 2013, 11:43:31 AM
Did you do your snow dance and not let anyone know PH?
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Da Wham

#9940
February 01, 2013, 07:52:18 AM
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?









A1: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

A2: Six: One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists
who are hogging the light.

libby

#9942
February 08, 2013, 10:52:15 PM
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Da Wham

#9943
February 15, 2013, 11:34:34 AM
You're welcome. Glad to see someone enjoy my musical finds.  :smile:

Da Wham

#9944
February 15, 2013, 11:41:39 AM
Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up.

A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up.

All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like."

Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?"

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."
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