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me

#9735
July 19, 2012, 07:40:06 PM
I believe it's raining again and I hear thunder.   :smile:
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Da Wham

#9736
July 20, 2012, 09:15:50 AM
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."

:biggrin:

Henry Hawk

#9737
July 20, 2012, 09:30:22 AM
 :spooked: :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#9738
July 20, 2012, 01:16:46 PM
I do believe it's raining again today.   :smile:
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Henry Hawk

#9739
July 20, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
Ron (Opie Taylor) Howard is going to drive the pace car at this years Brickyard 400...
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

libby

#9740
July 20, 2012, 08:19:17 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on July 20, 2012, 09:15:50 AM
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."

:biggrin:
I was a very late bloomer, and like Miss Beatrice, was quite naive about certain matters, especially sexual. Not quite sure I ever caught up  :confused:  Anyway, the subject matter of Da Wham's joke made me think of something that happened when I was a girl, probably 7 or 8.  The nearest neighbors were  not the kind my parents, especially my mother, would have chosen, but ... one day I was wandering and over near their house I found a balloon. Picked it up, ran into our house to show momma, couldn't understand why she got so mad when I said,  all excited, "Look, momma! I found a pretty white balloon." (Don't remember if I tried to blow it up before I showed it to momma.  :eek:)
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

me

#9741
July 20, 2012, 11:17:23 PM
Just finished watching a Liam Neeson movie, Unknown.  Good movie....  :yes:
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me

#9742
July 22, 2012, 07:33:24 PM
One of my FB friends posted this pic from his vacation and I just had to have it since it was taken not too far from where I was born.  What the heck am I doing in Indiana anyway?  Last time I seen that scenery up close and personal was 12yrs ago in May. 


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Sandy Eggo

#9743
July 23, 2012, 06:26:01 PM
Soooo I've promised a friend that I'll come to her Zumba class. She's the instructor and she is trying to convince me that I like Zumba. :biggrin:

I'm looking at it as an opportunity to shake up my fitness routine, but I'm not a fan of Zumba. I spend most of the time trying to figure out where I'm supposed to be. I'm also allergic to being cheer led. I like to exercise solo. ;D

At any rate, the problem is that the class is in an hour and I just ate some curried goat and rice that a Jamaican friend brought me. My goodness it was delicious, but now I need a nap. :zzz:

Okay, off to splash some water on my face and grab the gym bag. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Locutus

#9744
July 23, 2012, 11:05:34 PM
19,997
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#9745
July 23, 2012, 11:05:42 PM
19,998
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#9746
July 23, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
19,999
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#9747
July 23, 2012, 11:06:09 PM
Drumroll!!!!!!

20,000!   :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#9748
July 24, 2012, 07:43:05 AM
Time for a tune up!!!
Congrats!  ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#9749
July 24, 2012, 09:05:26 AM
Thanks HH!  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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