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[me]

Benedryl has kicked in...nap time.....   

[Da Wham]

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a violinist?







A: A dog knows when to quit scratching.

[Anne]

How long is a rope?

[Palehorse]

How long is a rope?

From one end to the middle- doubled.

[Anne]

Very good, a lot of people don't get that one. Another way of saying it is twice as long as half of it.

[damfast]

anne you always ask such hard questions!!! good thing i copy the answers from PH.

[The Troll]

How long is a rope?

  How would you measure it if you didn't have a tape or ruler, no matter how many times you doubled it.   

[Palehorse]

I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.


Can do - can do - this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do - can do, can do.


For Paul Revere I'll bite
I hear his foot's all right
Of course it all depends if it rained last night

Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud
Likes mud.

I tell you Paul Revere
Now this is no bum steer
It's from a handicapper that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do.
If he says the horse can do - can do - can do.
Paul Revere. I got the horse right here.

I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line
A guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
if he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance

I know it's Valentine, the morning work looks fine
Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine
Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race.
I go for Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line,
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
Valentine! I got the horse right here.

But look at Epitaph. he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph
"Big Threat" - "Big Threat"
This guy calls the horse "Big Threat"
If he calls the horse "Big Threat",
Big Threat, Big Threat.

And just a minute, boys.
I've got the feed box noise
It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise
Shows class, shows class.
This guy says the horse shows class
If he says the horse shows class
Shows class, show's class.

So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph.
Epitaph! I got the hore right here!

[Anne]

  How would you measure it if you didn't have a tape or ruler, no matter how many times you doubled it.   

It is a logic question.

[Palehorse]

 

[Sandy Eggo]

I'm going hiking with my grandpuppy Benji today. So stoked!

[Da Wham]

Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat.

Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth.

The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah!

The second musician says "I was a jazz musician...kill me now!"

[me]

Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat.

Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth.

The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah!

The second musician says "I was a jazz musician...kill me now!"

[libby]

First time I've laughed all day! Thank you Da Wham!

[damfast]

dont break my heart my achy breaky heart,    i dont remember the rest of it.  but you can sing it in your head for me....