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Da Wham

#9465
February 23, 2012, 07:59:06 PM
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

:biggrin:

Sandy Eggo

#9466
February 23, 2012, 08:56:42 PM
:biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#9467
February 29, 2012, 10:23:50 AM
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#9468
February 29, 2012, 11:52:29 AM
 :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#9469
March 01, 2012, 12:21:10 AM
It will now be 4 more years before any of us can post on February 29th again!

Hope you all had a happy leap day!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Da Wham

#9470
March 01, 2012, 11:58:21 PM

Anne

#9471
March 02, 2012, 10:07:08 AM
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Henry Hawk

#9472
March 02, 2012, 11:00:14 AM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Sandy Eggo

#9473
March 02, 2012, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 02, 2012, 11:00:14 AM


Actually we're still glad that McCain and Palin didn't win. What a disaster that woulda been!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

#9474
March 02, 2012, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on March 02, 2012, 12:38:55 PM
Actually we're still glad that McCain and Palin didn't win. What a disaster that woulda been!

I'm not sure if it would have been worse than what it is.....but, the process works....and the pendulam will continue to swing.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#9475
March 04, 2012, 08:10:26 AM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Da Wham

#9476
March 09, 2012, 11:12:35 AM
8 things you'll never hear a woman say...

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

6. Ohh, this diamond is way to big!

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

2. I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.

1. Hey, pull my finger!

:biggrin:

Anne

#9477
March 12, 2012, 03:54:55 PM
Yea, have my computer on again! Just had to get a new power supply cord.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

libby

#9478
March 14, 2012, 11:42:50 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 04, 2012, 08:10:26 AM

That is beautiful. Fog on the mountain makes me think of home. Sometimes when I just need to see a mountain, I get in my car and head straight west -- takes about half an hour, depending on traffic, to get to where I can see one in the distance. 
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

The Troll

#9479
March 14, 2012, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 02, 2012, 12:43:44 PM
I'm not sure if it would have been worse than what it is.....but, the process works....and the pendulum will continue to swing.

  I am sure glad the pendulum is swinging to the far radical right for the Republican and Tea Party.  It shows their true color and their hatred for women and their right to their own business.   :rant:

  You can see it every day in the babblings and crying :cry: of Rush Limbaugh.  What an asshole and he's the voice of the Republican Party.  Watch out women, they are coming for you.  Hee, hee, ha, ha to the funny farm you go.  Hee, hee, ha, ha.   :rolleyes:

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