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Sandy Eggo

#9450
February 04, 2012, 12:25:31 PM
Happy 64th birthday, Alice!

(I didn't realize he was such a yougin'...seriously)

http://youtu.be/JZvijOU941o
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

damfast

#9451
February 04, 2012, 10:44:06 PM
here is the best junk food on the planet.

use a non stick cookie sheet and grease it until you seem insane.
put down a layer of graham crackers that covers the whole thing
sprinkle on a bag of chocolate chips
then a couple of cups of mini marshmallows

now, put a stick of butter and 1/2 brown sugar in a pan and heat it until the sugar dissolves.
pour it on top, try to cover it pretty well.
bake for 10 minutes at 350
cool it completely then break it apart.  then eat til you are sick.

this is the best trash i have ever eaten. i swear.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

me

#9452
February 05, 2012, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: damfast on February 04, 2012, 10:44:06 PM
here is the best junk food on the planet.

use a non stick cookie sheet and grease it until you seem insane.
put down a layer of graham crackers that covers the whole thing
sprinkle on a bag of chocolate chips
then a couple of cups of mini marshmallows

now, put a stick of butter and 1/2 brown sugar in a pan and heat it until the sugar dissolves.
pour it on top, try to cover it pretty well.
bake for 10 minutes at 350
cool it completely then break it apart.  then eat til you are sick.

this is the best trash i have ever eaten. i swear.
Sounds like something my grand kids would go bonkers over.  Might just have to fix some next time they're comin' over.  :-)
Trump 2020

damfast

#9453
February 08, 2012, 12:23:09 PM
we made it the other day.  chocolate is a no no, but i cheated.  it was a big cheat. but i have been savin up.  I hardly ever ignore the no nos. 
I used to be a coffee nut, now i am just a nut.

:biggrin:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The Troll

#9454
February 08, 2012, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: damfast on February 08, 2012, 12:23:09 PM
we made it the other day.  chocolate is a no no, but i cheated.  it was a big cheat. but i have been savin up.  I hardly ever ignore the no nos. 
I used to be a coffee nut, now i am just a nut.

:biggrin:

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Da Wham

#9455
February 10, 2012, 12:27:37 PM


:biggrin:

Palehorse

#9456
February 10, 2012, 12:47:42 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#9457
February 17, 2012, 06:29:08 AM
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

The Troll

#9458
February 17, 2012, 12:39:34 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on February 17, 2012, 06:29:08 AM
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

                                                       :nta:

Palehorse

#9459
February 18, 2012, 12:30:48 AM
Holy penguin poop!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#9460
February 18, 2012, 01:01:15 AM
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Frank Zappa

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#9461
February 21, 2012, 04:47:29 PM
old guy, 89 years old goes fishin
hears a voice, "hellllloooo", "helllooo-ooo"
looks around, sees nuthin
voice again, "hey, helllllooooo"
old guy looks down, and behold the fairy tale frog!
old guy says "that you talkin to me?"
frog: "yes yess" "if you pick me up and kiss me, i will turn into a beautiful princess, bear you many children and care for your castle (must come with the princess thing)
old guy, picks up the fairy tale frog, and carefully puts him in his shirt pocket.
frog says, "nononononono, you have to kiss me!"
old guy says, "old as i am, i would rather have a talkin frog"

you may roll your eyes and grin at me now.....
compliments of my dear old dad...
the end
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

libby

#9462
February 21, 2012, 05:54:26 PM
Speakin' of old guys, this came in my e-mail today:

Young whipper snappers ought not mess with an old fart.

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. He  looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, can you dance?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No son, I don't dance... never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now!" and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody standing around was laughing.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.

The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said;

"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir ... but ... I've always wanted to"

~~

There are a few lessons for all of us here:

* Don't be arrogant.
* Don't waste ammunition.
* Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
* Always make sure you know who is in control.
* And finally, Don't screw around with old folks; they didn't get old by being stupid.


All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

The Troll

#9463
February 21, 2012, 09:41:16 PM

You like old time cowboy jokes, here's one.

  One one very cold, windy, snowy day a lone ride up his horse in front of the of the Saloon.  He got off his horse, walk to it's rear and stuck his finger in it's butt and rub his finger on his lips.

  One of the cowboys standing on the front porch asked, why are you rubbing horse poop on your lips.  The cowboy answered I got chapped lips.  The next question was, I didn't know that horse poop was good for chapped lips.

  The lone rider said, it isn't, but it keeps me from licking my lips.  Moral of this story is, a man has to do what he does when he has chapped lips.  :haha: 

libby

#9464
February 22, 2012, 10:11:22 PM
That was so silly I laughed. And after today, when I definitely have not had much if anything to laugh about, thanks ....  :yes:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn
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