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Palehorse

#9435
January 29, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Angry Birds is addicting!
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#9436
January 30, 2012, 10:30:32 AM
Our 5 year old grandson beat the game while he was here this weekend.   Show off!
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Y

#9437
January 30, 2012, 05:55:33 PM
Our grandsons were talking to my wife about that game but I haven't had a chance to check it out to see if it's appropriate and then set the internet settings so they can play it. 

Damfast, I take it since your grandson is playing it that it's child appropriate?
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Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.  ;)

"You've probably noticed that opinion pollsters go out of their way to include as many morons as possible in surveys ... I think it's dangerous to inform morons about what their fellow morons are thinking. It only reinforces their opinions. And the one thing worse than a moron with an opinion is lots of them." -- Scott Adams

In other words: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  ;)

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"Hitler is gone, but if the majority of our fellow citizens are more susceptible to the slogans of fear and race hatred than to those of peaceful accommodation and mutual respect among human beings, our political liberties remain at the mercy of any eloquent and unscrupulous demagogue." -- S. I. Hayakawa

Palehorse

#9438
January 31, 2012, 03:04:00 AM
Dude! Angry Birds rules. You sling shot cardinals crows, blue birds, yellow birds into the pig hovels to destroy them.

No blood, no guts, just destruction of the pig sties in which they live and consume the eggs of the birds.

You have to have an iOS device from Apple to play it. iPhone, iPad. . .iPod Touch too I believe.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Anne

#9439
January 31, 2012, 10:24:11 PM
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are placed around your neck she probably slightly upset.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

libby

#9440
February 01, 2012, 11:32:31 AM
... or, if she is using them to caress you, you can been sure she is really smitten -- unless --  you are very, very rich.  :biggrin:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

libby

#9441
February 02, 2012, 12:08:08 PM
Quote from: libby on February 01, 2012, 11:32:31 AM
... or, if she is using them to caress you, you can be sure she is really smitten -- unless --  you are very, very rich.  :biggrin:   
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

damfast

#9442
February 03, 2012, 08:55:48 AM
Quote from: Y on January 30, 2012, 05:55:33 PM
Our grandsons were talking to my wife about that game but I haven't had a chance to check it out to see if it's appropriate and then set the internet settings so they can play it. 

Damfast, I take it since your grandson is playing it that it's child appropriate?

yes, very.  you use a slingshot to knock down buildings that crush little critters.  actually, he was very very good at figuring out which beam or roof section to hit that caused a collapse.  He would aim at that section.  if he missed, he would adjust the next missle higher/lower, better arc, whatever he needed to hit a supporting section.  maybe he will follow grandma's footsteps in the engineering world!
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

#9443
February 03, 2012, 08:56:40 AM
Quote from: libby on February 02, 2012, 12:08:08 PM
Quote from: libby on February 01, 2012, 11:32:31 AM
... or, if she is using them to caress you, you can be sure she is really smitten -- unless --  you are very, very rich.  :biggrin:

or
you could be a kitten...... :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Da Wham

#9444
February 03, 2012, 03:51:11 PM
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

:biggrin:

Henry Hawk

#9445
February 03, 2012, 04:06:16 PM
     
   I had to post this email I got from my wife today:

 

       
     
         
    How to keep a woman happy . . . .
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It's really not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend                   
2. a companion         
3. a lover                   
4. a brother               
5. a father                 
6. a man                     
7. a chef                     
8. an electrician         
9. a carpenter           
10. a plumber               
11. a mechanic             
12. a decorator             
13. a stylist                   
14. a sexologist             
15. a gynecologist         
16. a psychologist         
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist         
19. a healer                   
20. a good listener     
21. an organizer           
22. a good father         
23. Very clean             
24. Sympathetic           
25. Athletic                   
26. Warm                     
27. Attentive               
28. Gallant                   
29. Intelligent               
30. Funny                     
31. Creative                 
32. Tender                   
33. Strong                   
34. Understanding     
35. Tolerant                 
36. Prudent                 
37. Ambitious             
38. Capable                 
39. Courageous           
40. Determined           
41. True                       
42. Dependable           
43. Passionate           
44. Compassionate   

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping             
47. Be honest                     
48. Be very rich                 
49. Never stress her         
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space

VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays                             
* anniversaries                     
* her favorite color           
* her favorite flower           
* her favorite gem             
* her favorite fragrance   
* her favorite memories     
* her favorite holidays       
* her favorite friends           
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage     
* her favorite food             
* her favorite restaurant   
* any arrangements she makes
   
       
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Leave him alone!!!!!
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Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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Anne

#9446
February 03, 2012, 05:35:03 PM
Smart woman, your wife.  :)
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Sandy Eggo

#9447
February 03, 2012, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: Anne on January 31, 2012, 10:24:11 PM
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are placed around your neck she probably slightly upset.

:biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Sandy Eggo

#9448
February 03, 2012, 06:11:40 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on February 03, 2012, 03:51:11 PM
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

:biggrin:

:thumbsup:

I like it! :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Sandy Eggo

#9449
February 03, 2012, 06:13:23 PM
:hug:

:smitten: love you guys! :smitten:

(No, I'm not after your budlight ;D )
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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