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followsthewolf

#8460
October 28, 2010, 04:18:38 PM
The bite is painless, but the swelling doesn't end until ~ 9 months later.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#8461
October 28, 2010, 04:22:24 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 28, 2010, 04:18:38 PM
The bite is painless, but the swelling doesn't end until ~ 9 months later.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :sneaky:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#8462
October 29, 2010, 07:47:34 AM
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down and I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please please help me.

(This song is on the radio and I love it...it's not a cry for help ;D )
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#8463
October 29, 2010, 11:25:49 AM
You can never go back. . . this applies to more than just home. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#8464
October 29, 2010, 01:12:05 PM
Whenever my company has an Internet connectivity problem, I instantly get a line of people at my office door wanting to know when I will "get it fixed."  :rant:

I have developed a strategy to keep them away from my door.

As soon as I detect the problem, I send an e-mail to all in-house employees.

Dear Corporate Users,
We have a down internet connection. It's because someone deleted the internet when they dragged the little blue 'e' to the recycle bin. We are working with our internet service provider to restore the whole world wide web from tape backup. The problem is that the offsite storage for the WWW tape backup, is on another planet and with NASA grounded we have to use one of those Russian space flights to get the tapes. So it's a little slower than a regular restore.

Then I let them steam for an hour or so after I fix it. I let them know it's back up with a followup e-mail ...

Okay folks, it would appear that the Soyuz capsule was able to retrieve the tapes and restore the WWW. Thank you Russians! Three cheers for those guys!

Works like a charm!  :icon_twisted:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

followsthewolf

#8465
October 29, 2010, 01:16:07 PM
Now, THAT is a creative way to handle an all-too-familiar aggravation.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#8466
October 29, 2010, 02:41:44 PM
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#8467
October 29, 2010, 02:51:01 PM
Quote from: Olias on October 29, 2010, 01:12:05 PM
Whenever my company has an Internet connectivity problem, I instantly get a line of people at my office door wanting to know when I will "get it fixed."  :rant:

I have developed a strategy to keep them away from my door.

As soon as I detect the problem, I send an e-mail to all in-house employees.

Dear Corporate Users,
We have a down internet connection. It's because someone deleted the internet when they dragged the little blue 'e' to the recycle bin. We are working with our internet service provider to restore the whole world wide web from tape backup. The problem is that the offsite storage for the WWW tape backup, is on another planet and with NASA grounded we have to use one of those Russian space flights to get the tapes. So it's a little slower than a regular restore.

Then I let them steam for an hour or so after I fix it. I let them know it's back up with a followup e-mail ...

Okay folks, it would appear that the Soyuz capsule was able to retrieve the tapes and restore the WWW. Thank you Russians! Three cheers for those guys!

Works like a charm!  :icon_twisted:

  YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING US.    :wall:   :flap:  :flap:

Sandy Eggo

#8468
October 29, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
I agree, but you know there's one guy in the office...he's somwhere...saying, "Well now this doesn't make sense, you'd think by now...." totally not geting it :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#8469
October 29, 2010, 03:34:14 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 29, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
I agree, but you know there's one guy in the office...he's somwhere...saying, "Well now this doesn't make sense, you'd think by now...." totally not geting it :biggrin:

And it'd be nice to activate his cam and get the reaction on tape!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#8470
October 29, 2010, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: The Troll on October 29, 2010, 02:51:01 PM
  YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING US.    :wall:   :flap:  :flap:

No. I'm not kidding at all. So be very careful not to drag that little blue 'e' to the recycle bin.  :biggrin:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

me

#8471
October 29, 2010, 03:45:12 PM
Quote from: Olias on October 29, 2010, 03:34:31 PM
No. I'm not kidding at all. So be very careful not to drag that little blue 'e' to the recycle bin.  :biggrin:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#8472
October 29, 2010, 03:49:51 PM


R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#8473
October 29, 2010, 04:00:53 PM
I read a startling report today that says they are discovering 10,000 new computer viruses PER DAY!!!!

Don't ever think you're safe. And please don't give me that old "I have a Mac and I'm immune" bs.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#8474
October 29, 2010, 04:02:00 PM
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

But. . .but. . .but. . . I do! And I am!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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