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Palehorse

#8415
October 19, 2010, 08:44:09 PM
This is so sad: Please put this on your status if you know someone or are
related to someone who suffers from stupidity. People need to understand
that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be
sitting next to a sufferer right now. There is still no known cure for
stupidity and sympathy does not help. But we can raise awareness. 93% won't because they don't know how to copy and paste.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#8416
October 20, 2010, 12:38:25 PM
The one with the most toys wins - - - and should pay the most taxes!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#8417
October 20, 2010, 01:12:26 PM
hummmm...wait!...wrong section...nevermind. ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#8418
October 20, 2010, 01:33:29 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 20, 2010, 01:12:26 PM
hummmm...wait!...wrong section...nevermind. ;D
:biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#8419
October 20, 2010, 02:13:22 PM
Some people I know should seriously think about donating their brains to science. After all, they're probably in mint condition - hardly ever used.  :rant:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#8420
October 20, 2010, 02:17:45 PM
Quote from: Olias on October 20, 2010, 02:13:22 PM
Some people I know should seriously think about donating their brains to science. After all, they're probably in mint condition - hardly ever used.  :rant:

Really?! I thought I was the only one who knew people like that!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Lester Sasquatch

#8421
October 20, 2010, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: Olias on October 20, 2010, 02:13:22 PM
Some people I know should seriously think about donating their brains to science. After all, they're probably in mint condition - hardly ever used.  :rant:

Sometimes they run into problems trying to find that particular organ in a donor's body. My poor Uncle Coonrod's head was so firmly implanted up his ass, after he passed away it took major surgery to remove it and then they learned he didn't even have a real brain to begin with. For the readers who are familiar with medical terminology, he was diagnosed as having "shit for brains" an ailment common, but certainly not limited, to lifetime politicians. For those who haven't been to medical school, it means he was an idiot. That's why a lot of political candidates talk out their ass. My aunt Amy's last husband donated his body to a University. After they were done with it they sent back what was left in a cardboard box. Burned her ass too, she thought she got out of paying burial expenses.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

Palehorse

#8422
October 20, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
The wind is howling like a politician today!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#8423
October 20, 2010, 02:51:03 PM
I just heard that Kim Novak has cancer of the fun bags!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#8424
October 21, 2010, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 20, 2010, 02:51:03 PM
I just heard that Kim Novak has cancer of the fun bags!  :spooked:

  Breast CANCER is a terrible disease.  For any woman.  Big breast or small.

Henry Hawk

#8425
October 21, 2010, 02:11:16 PM
I'm fixin to go see Mickey next week.... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Lester Sasquatch

#8426
October 21, 2010, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: The Troll on October 21, 2010, 02:03:57 PM
  Breast CANCER is a terrible disease.  For any woman.  Big breast or small.

Most folks don't realize that men can get breast cancer too. Actor Richard Roundtree had a mastectomy and from that point on refused to be filmed without a shirt for obvious reasons. He kept it a secret for many years until he realized that he needed to bring awareness to men about the disease.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

Sandy Eggo

#8427
October 21, 2010, 04:12:53 PM
East coast Mickey or his twin in California? ;D

Heck, the Mouse family is worldwide now. :yes:

Whichever one it is, please give him our love and tell him that lil' Mojo and I may visit the kingdom at some point next year.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

#8428
October 21, 2010, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 21, 2010, 04:12:53 PM
East coast Mickey or his twin in California? ;D

Heck, the Mouse family is worldwide now. :yes:

Whichever one it is, please give him our love and tell him that lil' Mojo and I may visit the kingdom at some point next year.

For me, it is South bound....hitting the beaches for a day or two, then spend a few with the big mouse...and I will tell him to keep an eye out for you next year.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Sandy Eggo

#8429
October 21, 2010, 04:20:57 PM
It's the perfect time of year to hit the beaches. I imagine ol' man winter is just about ready to knock on your door soon. ;D

Not soon enough for PH though. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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