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Palehorse

#6525
November 22, 2009, 09:44:00 PM
Quote from: Elaine on November 22, 2009, 09:40:40 PM
you haven't seen funny until you see a cat fall into the toilet.

or your husband trying to help him out of said toilet bowl

:biggrin:

I saw that once. (The cat falling into the toilet part that is). It is when I discovered that cats can really fly, but are just too lazy to do it. . .  :biggrin:
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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

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me

#6526
November 22, 2009, 10:30:47 PM
Quote from: Elaine on November 22, 2009, 09:40:40 PM
you haven't seen funny until you see a cat fall into the toilet.

or your husband trying to help him out of said toilet bowl
Which one was more wet by the time he got him out?   :biggrin:
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Elaine

#6527
November 23, 2009, 11:54:11 AM
it was a toss up.  was ridiculously funny
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followsthewolf

#6528
November 23, 2009, 12:46:13 PM
Great image.  :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#6529
November 23, 2009, 12:47:39 PM
I'm telling you cats can fly! I have seen it!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#6530
November 23, 2009, 01:00:57 PM
 
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 12:47:39 PM
I'm telling you cats can fly! I have seen it!

THAT could be bad news for the Hawk... :eek:
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Palehorse

#6531
November 23, 2009, 01:16:20 PM
Drop one into a toilet and see for yourself!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#6532
November 23, 2009, 01:18:36 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:16:20 PM
Drop one into a toilet and see for yourself!

drop  WHAT  in the toliet?..... :confused: .......I'm a little confused.... :eek:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#6533
November 23, 2009, 01:21:24 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 01:18:36 PM
drop  WHAT  in the toliet?..... :confused: .......I'm a little confused.... :eek:
:biggrin:  A cat   :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#6534
November 23, 2009, 01:24:14 PM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#6535
November 23, 2009, 03:16:03 PM
I'm having memory issues with my iPhone app that I'm developing.  :mad: :mad: :mad:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

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Palehorse

#6536
November 23, 2009, 03:34:21 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#6537
November 23, 2009, 04:15:58 PM
:biggrin:

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#6538
November 23, 2009, 04:24:47 PM
Sorry dude! The hole was just big enough to drive a Mack truck through, and I just could not fight it!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#6539
November 23, 2009, 05:36:08 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 04:24:47 PM
Sorry dude! The hole was just big enough to drive a Mack truck through, and I just could not fight it!  :biggrin:
:biggrin:
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