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[me]

Have a safe trip and a good time HH. 

[Palehorse]

 

[me]

Well, our benches and swing have been coated with water sealer and put in the shelter house for winter along with the fireplace and tomorrow the grill is going to join them but I wanted to use it tonight. Our patio looks so bare now....  

[Sandy Eggo]

You don't grill in the winter? I know it isn't San Diego, but even when I lived where it was cold and snowed...we grilled...but not as often lol

[me]

You don't grill in the winter? I know it isn't San Diego, but even when I lived where it was cold and snowed...we grilled...but not as often lol

It's gonna be sittin' where we can get to it if we get the urge to grill but it's out of the weather this way.

[Palehorse]

 

[me]

Guess I'll be payin' a visit to the eye dr.  Broke my darn glasses last night and am having to wear a pair that's 30yrs old.....gggggrrrrrr  Guess if I have to drive anywhere I'll just put my contacts in and hope my allergies aren't kicking up making my eyes itch. 

[Elaine]

Someone please help,
save me from myself

[kimmi]

How should we do that?  Should I kick your ass or what? 

[pariann]

LOL Kimmi.....

I'm sitting here with a toothache, thinking nothing is good...and then you go and make me laugh.

[me]

LOL Kimmi.....

I'm sitting here with a toothache, thinking nothing is good...and then you go and make me laugh.

If you have some peroxide mix some with water and swish it around on your mouth.  It should help. If you gag easy mix it 1/4 peroxide and 3/4 water if not you can make it a little stronger.  My youngest daughter does it full strength but I can't handle the bubbling so I mix it light.  If you don't have peroxide use warm salt water.  Don't work as good but it does help some.

[pariann]

I took an aleve and went to sleep. That worked for me.   Usually I use a strong mouthwash (like listerine without the frilly flavor)

[Exterminator]

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.


After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up'.The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'

'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.

'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'

'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'

[Henry Hawk]

My favorite Twilight Zone episode is called the Hunt....and it is the exact same scenerio as this story...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunt_(The_Twilight_Zone)

[Sandy Eggo]

I love wasabi!