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#5550
April 03, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
 :thumbsup: :rotfl:
Quote from: Palehorse on April 03, 2009, 02:52:59 PM
Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
about eight or nine dollars a day.

Jose bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage - free house, and has a lot of
money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills
every day?

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says "all right what does your sign say?"

It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico ."


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Sandy Eggo

#5551
April 04, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
I can't believe that I woke up at 4:30 on a Saturday and I'm still awake! grrrr
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#5552
April 04, 2009, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on April 04, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
I can't believe that I woke up at 4:30 on a Saturday and I'm still awake! grrrr
That means you can legally take a nap... :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#5553
April 04, 2009, 12:56:38 PM
I was up at 0600 and wide eyed and bushy tailed. . . I hate waking up early when I don't have to!  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#5554
April 04, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
Me too and there was NOTHING bushy about my tail
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#5555
April 04, 2009, 01:06:13 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on April 04, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
Me too and there was NOTHING bushy about my tail

:icon_twisted:  Shave-tail then eh?  :ogle:  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :wink:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#5556
April 04, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
OMG! LMAO :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#5557
April 04, 2009, 01:30:38 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on April 04, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
OMG! LMAO :biggrin:
Gonna have to learn to chose your words real careful.... :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#5558
April 04, 2009, 02:24:53 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on April 04, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
OMG! LMAO :biggrin:
Quote from: me on April 04, 2009, 01:30:38 PM
Gonna have to learn to chose your words real careful.... :biggrin:

:devil1: :devil1: :devil1: :devil1: :devil1: :devil1: :devil1: :devil1: :devilish: :sneaky:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Ma and Pa

#5559
April 04, 2009, 03:26:46 PM
But she didn't answer the question.   :wink:

Palehorse

#5560
April 04, 2009, 06:07:31 PM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on April 04, 2009, 03:26:46 PM
But she didn't answer the question.   :wink:

That YOU know of!   :biggrin: :wink: :spooked: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Ma and Pa

#5561
April 04, 2009, 09:11:35 PM
 :biggrin: :icon_twisted: :biggrin:

Palehorse

#5562
April 06, 2009, 07:26:55 AM
Huh. . . thought that one would get em the cyber-slap for sure!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#5563
April 06, 2009, 09:08:26 AM
:biggrin: Honestly, I'd forgotten I caused this ;D I will say pa is fairly obsevant :wink:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#5564
April 06, 2009, 09:46:02 AM
Those barely furred squirrels are freezing today!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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