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Palehorse

#4515
June 22, 2008, 04:35:40 PM
Kind of hard not to know the way he pranced and sang soprano.  :biggrin:

He didn't get that high voice by getting kicked in the meat curtains yah know!
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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

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me

#4516
June 22, 2008, 05:01:52 PM
 :eek:
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Palehorse

#4517
June 22, 2008, 05:10:13 PM
 :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#4518
June 22, 2008, 05:25:22 PM
Our garden is getting thirsty. Rain keeps missing us.  :(
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Palehorse

#4519
June 22, 2008, 05:26:17 PM
My grass is turning to hay. I hate to think I am going to have to incur another round of 300 dollar water bills this summer!  :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#4520
June 22, 2008, 05:31:11 PM
The water company is supposed to reimburse some of the sewage bill if you let them know you used water for watering a garden or lawn.  Last year when I called them about it though they said they had already made allowances for that..... :bsflag:
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Palehorse

#4521
June 22, 2008, 05:33:35 PM
Heck, they didn't give me a red cent and it was plainly obvious that I was watering the grass and not filling a pool or a 3,000 gallon aquarium. Nor did we have the trots, although I did feel a little pressure in the sphincter region upon opening a few of those bills last year. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#4522
June 22, 2008, 05:35:55 PM
I can relate to that pressure in the sphincter region thing.  I never open the bill standing up thats for sure.
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Dexter Morgan

#4523
June 22, 2008, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 22, 2008, 04:35:40 PM
Kind of hard not to know the way he pranced and sang soprano.  :biggrin:

He didn't get that high voice by getting kicked in the meat curtains yah know!
There ya go with the "meat curtains" again... that just kills me LMAO!!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#4524
June 22, 2008, 05:51:14 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 22, 2008, 05:33:35 PM
Heck, they didn't give me a red cent and it was plainly obvious that I was watering the grass and not filling a pool or a 3,000 gallon aquarium. Nor did we have the trots, although I did feel a little pressure in the sphincter region upon opening a few of those bills last year. . .
Man, I hate it when that happens!!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#4525
June 22, 2008, 05:52:59 PM
Quote from: me on June 22, 2008, 05:35:55 PM
I can relate to that pressure in the sphincter region thing.  I never open the bill standing up thats for sure.
Are you afraid you're gonna drop a load ,when you see how much your bill is?   :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

me

#4526
June 22, 2008, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on June 22, 2008, 05:52:59 PM
Are you afraid you're gonna drop a load ,when you see how much your bill is?   :spooked:
That or faint from the total.
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Dexter Morgan

#4527
June 23, 2008, 12:12:11 AM
Quote from: me on June 22, 2008, 06:15:15 PM
That or faint from the total.
Just make sure you're in a carpeted area when you open it. That way if you faint you won't hurt yourself quite as bad.  :yes: You could have a few stiff belts of something before you open it.  :shots:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

me

#4528
June 23, 2008, 07:09:47 AM
Good ideas Dexter.  :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#4529
June 23, 2008, 11:19:37 AM
If I had the stiff belts beforehand, I'd get real mad in a real hurry and might do something rash!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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