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Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

Of course you realize there are those who interpret that differently than you.  :wink:
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Henry Hawk

Quote from: me on September 01, 2012, 12:13:09 PM
Of course you realize there are those who interpret that differently than you.  :wink:

I know I did...
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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Palehorse

Quote from: me on September 01, 2012, 12:13:09 PM
Of course you realize there are those who interpret that differently than you.  :wink:

Ummm. . . yeah. The targets for the most part.  :icon_twisted:
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me

 :biggrin:
Didn't mean to post it twice.  Don't know what the deal is with that.
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The Troll

Quote from: me on September 01, 2012, 10:24:56 PM
:biggrin:
Didn't mean to post it twice.  Don't know what the deal is with that.

  Yes, it must tiring to have a V-8 engine for a brain and only have one spark plug working.    :wink:   :dance: :busted:

Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

Trump 2020

Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Bo D

Nice story .... until you reach the part ....

"Hubert Clark, 91, of Abbs Valley, Va., was recognized as the oldest retired coal miner attending and got $100 from Rodriguez Funeral Home."

http://bdtonline.com/local/x917776954/Pocahontas-continues-tradition-of-Labor-Day-salute-to-coal-miners-working-class

I guess that is an appropriate gift for someone who is 91 ..  :confused:
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Locutus

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

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Exterminator

A public union employee, a tea party guy and a bank CEO are sitting at a table with a dozen cookies.  The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, "watch out for that union guy, he wants your cookie."
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Henry Hawk

Quote from: Exterminator on September 04, 2012, 02:57:55 PM
A public union employee, a tea party guy and a bank CEO are sitting at a table with a dozen cookies.  The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, "watch out for that union guy, he wants your cookie."
In the real world ... the CEO brought the cookies in the first place.  Cookies don't just magically appear on tables.  So in acutallity it goes something like this:

A public union employee, a Tea Partier, a CEO, and a progressive Democrat politician are sitting around a table. The CEO brought a dozen cookies his company made, and hands one to each person. The Tea Partier thanks the CEO for bringing the cookies. The public union employee complains that the CEO still has more cookies than he does, and protests the greediness of the CEO.

The Progressive Democrat says "I will take four of those cookies for the public good, thank you" (corporate tax rate) and hands one to the public union employee and one to the Tea Partier. The public union employee thanks the politician. The Tea Partier, while he probably keeps the second cookie, realizes that it really came from the CEO. He points this out, but is called a "hater" for siding with the CEO.

The public union employee and the Tea Partier now each have two cookies. The politician has three, and the CEO has 5. The public union employee decides that two cookies do not measure up to his "fair share" and protests for another, since the "greedy" CEO has more. The Politician steps in and says the union employee is right, he deserves another cookie. So the politician collects two more cookies from the CEO, keeps one for overhead and his campaign fund, and hands the other to the union member.

The Union member now has three cookies, the Tea Partier two cookies, the CEO has three cookies, and the politician has four cookies. The union member is happy, the Tea Partier is just grateful to have any cookies, but the CEO grumbles that the politician has more cookies than he ever intended to give plus the politician got credit for "generously" handing out the CEO's cookies while the CEO was viewed as "greedy". The politician thinks about this and breaks a cookie in half and hands one half back to the CEO. The Union member screams that the government is giving handouts to the rich. The politician says not to worry, he will take another cookie from the CEO next time they go to lunch if elected.  "Just vote for me."

Then the politician and the union member wonder why the CEO is subsequently reluctant to bring his cookies to lunch.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 04, 2012, 03:23:28 PM
In the real world ... the CEO brought the cookies in the first place.  Cookies don't just magically appear on tables.  So in acutallity it goes something like this:

A public union employee, a Tea Partier, a CEO, and a progressive Democrat politician are sitting around a table. The CEO brought a dozen cookies his company made, and hands one to each person. The Tea Partier thanks the CEO for bringing the cookies. The public union employee complains that the CEO still has more cookies than he does, and protests the greediness of the CEO.

The Progressive Democrat says "I will take four of those cookies for the public good, thank you" (corporate tax rate) and hands one to the public union employee and one to the Tea Partier. The public union employee thanks the politician. The Tea Partier, while he probably keeps the second cookie, realizes that it really came from the CEO. He points this out, but is called a "hater" for siding with the CEO.

The public union employee and the Tea Partier now each have two cookies. The politician has three, and the CEO has 5. The public union employee decides that two cookies do not measure up to his "fair share" and protests for another, since the "greedy" CEO has more. The Politician steps in and says the union employee is right, he deserves another cookie. So the politician collects two more cookies from the CEO, keeps one for overhead and his campaign fund, and hands the other to the union member.

The Union member now has three cookies, the Tea Partier two cookies, the CEO has three cookies, and the politician has four cookies. The union member is happy, the Tea Partier is just grateful to have any cookies, but the CEO grumbles that the politician has more cookies than he ever intended to give plus the politician got credit for "generously" handing out the CEO's cookies while the CEO was viewed as "greedy". The politician thinks about this and breaks a cookie in half and hands one half back to the CEO. The Union member screams that the government is giving handouts to the rich. The politician says not to worry, he will take another cookie from the CEO next time they go to lunch if elected.  "Just vote for me."

Then the politician and the union member wonder why the CEO is subsequently reluctant to bring his cookies to lunch.
Somehow I think that may be a bit over their heads HH.  Very well said.   :yes:
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The Troll



   Yep, you twins are scabs to the morrow of your bones.  Since you two don't make or produce jobs and never will.  Just two dumb ass sheeple who the rich have in their pockets.  The same rich people who would step over your unconscious bodies as they step to their 30 ft stretched limo with their nose in the air.   :yes: :yes:

  But what I want to know is, why does two poor white trash nonjob producers and don't have a payroll.  Where is it your business to keep people from forming a union against predatory capitalist business.  It's just like gay marriage, abortion and union jobs and what don't you Republican scabs understand about it's none of your damn business.   :rant:

  Yep, you people want to put your foot on the throats of the workers and black people.  True SCAB Republicans.  You're on top now, but all it take is one accident, one major operation and just one stroke, one heart attack and you will loose everything.  And your Republican Party will says, you are on your own, die and get out of the way.  :jesters:  Just Bat Crap Crazy.    :yes: :yes: