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Started by The Troll, March 09, 2011, 05:50:22 PM

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The Troll

#585
March 20, 2012, 07:52:14 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 20, 2012, 02:37:12 PM
and WHO are you taking to exactly?

  Get a mirror Henry, I don't know for sure.  :wink:  I might be you.  :haha:

Palehorse

#586
March 20, 2012, 08:36:49 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 20, 2012, 02:37:12 PM
and WHO are you taking to exactly?

Let's see. The topic is titled "random comments" but let's not let that stand in the way of some good old fashioned ass-u-me ing!

It is a random comment, but if you think the boot fits feel free to wear it if you would like to!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#587
March 21, 2012, 01:13:44 AM
Wit takes knowledge, knowledge requires critical thought, critical thought arms one with wisdom; I refuse to engage in a battle of wit with an unarmed and thusly witless individual!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#588
March 21, 2012, 08:37:36 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 20, 2012, 08:36:49 PM
Let's see. The topic is titled "random comments" but let's not let that stand in the way of some good old fashioned ass-u-me ing!

It is a random comment, but if you think the boot fits feel free to wear it if you would like to!

It was just a simple question..................since there are only about five or six of us on this forum.....I was just wondering if you was aiming at anyone specificly....that's all..........no need to start yelling again...or raise your voice.

I know for a fact the boot does NOT fit my foot.....not even close.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#589
March 21, 2012, 09:55:43 AM
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#590
March 21, 2012, 10:22:54 AM
 ;D

or....


Xylophone is spelled with an X, that's wrong, xylophone's zzzz, X? I don't fuckin' see it. It should be a Z up front, next time you have to spell xylophone, use a Z. When someone says, "Hey that's wrong," say, "No it ain't. If you think that's wrong, you need to get your head Z-rayed." It's like X wasn't given enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you don't start a lot of words, but we'll give you a co-starring role in tic-tac-toe. And you will be associated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start xylophone. Are you happy, you fuckin' X?!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#591
March 21, 2012, 11:15:15 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 21, 2012, 10:22:54 AM
;D

or....


Xylophone is spelled with an X, that's wrong, xylophone's zzzz, X? I don't fuckin' see it. It should be a Z up front, next time you have to spell xylophone, use a Z. When someone says, "Hey that's wrong," say, "No it ain't. If you think that's wrong, you need to get your head Z-rayed." It's like X wasn't given enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you don't start a lot of words, but we'll give you a co-starring role in tic-tac-toe. And you will be associated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start xylophone. Are you happy, you fuckin' X?!

  It's squirrel mating season Henry, DON'T GO INTO THE WOODS!   :wink:

me

#592
March 21, 2012, 11:27:46 AM
Quote from: The Troll on March 21, 2012, 11:15:15 AM
  It's squirrel mating season Henry, DON'T GO INTO THE WOODS!   :wink:
Are ya speakin' from experience there Troll???? Sure ya are.....  :biggrin:
Trump 2020

damfast

#593
March 21, 2012, 11:59:16 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on March 21, 2012, 09:55:43 AM
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."


hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

me

#594
March 21, 2012, 01:21:02 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on March 21, 2012, 09:55:43 AM
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
:biggrin:
Trump 2020

The Troll

#595
March 21, 2012, 01:24:48 PM
Quote from: me on March 21, 2012, 11:27:46 AM
Are ya speakin' from experience there Troll???? Sure ya are.....  :biggrin:

  You probably already mated with squirrels, because you just plain NUTS!  :haha:

Palehorse

#596
March 21, 2012, 11:55:15 PM
Some people insist they are right despite empirical evidence to the contrary, and then cry when they are left behind. These are the same individuals who will cry poverty when they sit upon a mountain of gold.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#597
March 22, 2012, 06:32:56 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 21, 2012, 11:55:15 PM
Some people insist they are right despite empirical evidence to the contrary, and then cry when they are left behind. These are the same individuals who will cry poverty when they sit upon a mountain of gold.

and some people are too hard headed to look at the other side of an issue except with tunnel vision glasses.  take a look in the mirror buddy.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#598
March 22, 2012, 09:29:20 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 22, 2012, 06:32:56 AM
and some people are too hard headed to look at the other side of an issue except with tunnel vision glasses.  take a look in the mirror buddy.

  People who are in a hole keep looking up to.  Why don't you climb out of your hole and take off your tunnel vision glasses and answer the one question I have asked ever since I been here on the zone.

  What has the Republican Party ever done for the working class and America.  You won't give anyone a answer for that one question.  Your like the old toothless Texan a reporter asked last week.  What has the Republican ever done for you?  He answer back in a toothless smile, "well nothing, but I keep hoping."

   Henry, the Republican party has done nothing for you, your dad, mother, your family, but you keep on hoping.  Pale Horse has tried to teach you some simple simple common sense and you can't see for your tunnel vision glasses and he's tired of looking down into the hole your in.

  Just get out your Etch-A-Sketch turn it over 360 degrees and start over again.    :wink: :smile: :tiphat:

Henry Hawk

#599
March 23, 2012, 10:02:17 AM
 "We've added enough new oil and gas pipeline to encircle the earth,"

Can somebody enlighten me on this one?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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