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Palehorse

#495
February 22, 2012, 01:30:23 AM
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
:icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#496
February 22, 2012, 07:56:13 PM
Have you ever watched a gladiator movie?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#497
February 23, 2012, 12:46:31 AM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on February 22, 2012, 07:56:13 PM
Have you ever watched a gladiator movie?

Which one?  :icon_twisted:

Spartacus - the series currently running on a certain cable network, is entertaining!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Mr442

#498
February 23, 2012, 08:24:40 AM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on February 22, 2012, 07:56:13 PM
Have you ever watched a gladiator movie?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Mr442

Palehorse

#499
February 24, 2012, 12:44:24 PM
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Anne

#500
February 24, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

damfast

#501
February 25, 2012, 08:15:51 AM
girl scout cookie time!  4 kids shoving order sheets in my door.  its a conspiracy i tell ya.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The Troll

#502
February 25, 2012, 11:30:03 AM
Quote from: damfast on February 25, 2012, 08:15:51 AM
girl scout cookie time!  4 kids shoving order sheets in my door.  its a conspiracy i tell ya.

   :2cents:  Is that Girl Scout Cookies, "Samoas" are addictive and habit forming should be ate any time they raise their sweet little heads. 

  Help stamp out Samoas!   :uncle:

Henry Hawk

#503
February 25, 2012, 11:24:15 PM
QuoteRe: Random Comments
« Reply #479 on: February 17, 2012, 11:51:38 AM »Quote I am very proud to say that my 11-year old son won the 2012 East Elementary 4th, 5th and 6th grade spelling bee!!!

He was among 32 of the best spellers that school had to offer and he was the last man standing! 

Ex, I will beat you to the punch...he did NOT get this talent from me..... 

He amazed me as I helped him study from  a list of 275 words he would go 50 or so at a time before he would miss one.

I know it sounds like I am bragging but he is really a great kid and I could not be more proud of him.

Son was interviewed by two newspapers and had his picture in the HB this week...his school does not participate in the state function so he does not get to go to the regional bee...I would have liked to see him have the opportunity, but I think he is glad he does not have to move on, this one made him extremely nervous...but it was a good learning experience for him....

His teacher told me the whole class rushed the stage when he won, and he really had a moment to shine. 

Okay, I'm done tooting my horn... :razz:   

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

#504
February 26, 2012, 12:08:05 AM
As you should for your son!!!   :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Pass along a huge congratulations from me, please.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#505
February 26, 2012, 12:11:59 AM
Thanks wolfie, I will tell him... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#506
February 26, 2012, 12:17:05 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 25, 2012, 11:24:15 PM


Son was interviewed by two newspapers and had his picture in the HB this week...his school does not participate in the state function so he does not get to go to the regional bee...I would have liked to see him have the opportunity, but I think he is glad he does not have to move on, this one made him extremely nervous...but it was a good learning experience for him....

His teacher told me the whole class rushed the stage when he won, and he really had a moment to shine. 

Okay, I'm done tooting my horn... :razz:   



Awesome accomplishment!!  Kudos to him!
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

me

#507
February 26, 2012, 01:59:33 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 25, 2012, 11:24:15 PM


Son was interviewed by two newspapers and had his picture in the HB this week...his school does not participate in the state function so he does not get to go to the regional bee...I would have liked to see him have the opportunity, but I think he is glad he does not have to move on, this one made him extremely nervous...but it was a good learning experience for him....

His teacher told me the whole class rushed the stage when he won, and he really had a moment to shine. 

Okay, I'm done tooting my horn... :razz:
That's fantastic HH.  Toot away.   :smile:
Trump 2020

Sandy Eggo

#508
February 26, 2012, 08:47:24 AM
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Sandy Eggo

#509
February 26, 2012, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 25, 2012, 11:24:15 PM


Son was interviewed by two newspapers and had his picture in the HB this week...his school does not participate in the state function so he does not get to go to the regional bee...I would have liked to see him have the opportunity, but I think he is glad he does not have to move on, this one made him extremely nervous...but it was a good learning experience for him....

His teacher told me the whole class rushed the stage when he won, and he really had a moment to shine. 

Okay, I'm done tooting my horn... :razz:   




Those are wonderful moments! They make your heart swell up with pride and tears come to your eyes because we know just how good they feel.

Congrats to Hawk Jr.!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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