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The Troll

Quote from: Palehorse on September 05, 2011, 07:58:10 PM
Over 1,000 acres are burning at this time, and several structures have been consumed. A TON of people have been evacuated. . .



  Do you think it might be God?  After Rich Perry said that God told him to run for President.  Perry sure isn't taking any credit for this.  I sure no more people are burnt out.

Palehorse

I think it is nature at work via global warming. An unprecedented drought engulfs the southwest, and couple that with unprecedented heat and you get a tinder-box ready to ignite.

This thing has doubled in size overnight, although the winds did die down and firefighters are able to get up to it in order to try to quell it. The Magnolia fire has already burned a lot of structures and displaced thousands of families. . .
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

Quote from: The Troll on September 06, 2011, 10:02:32 AM
  Do you think it might be God?  After Rich Perry said that God told him to run for President.  Perry sure isn't taking any credit for this.  I sure no more people are burnt out.


I thought it was the other guy that's in charge of fire?
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Sandy Eggo

Quote from: Palehorse on September 06, 2011, 12:12:45 PM
I think it is nature at work via global warming. An unprecedented drought engulfs the southwest, and couple that with unprecedented heat and you get a tinder-box ready to ignite.

This thing has doubled in size overnight, although the winds did die down and firefighters are able to get up to it in order to try to quell it. The Magnolia fire has already burned a lot of structures and displaced thousands of families. . .

How's your daughter doing?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

Quote from: Sandy Eggo on September 06, 2011, 12:14:47 PM
How's your daughter doing?

All is well thus far. Their home is not in danger at this time, however that could change in a heartbeat.

It is a new home built a couple of years after ours. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

Quote from: Sandy Eggo on September 06, 2011, 12:13:25 PM

I thought it was the other guy that's in charge of fire?

  Well there is not looting after one of these distasters.  Nothing left.   :(

damfast

stupid and random facts...


here are some facts that have no importance what so ever...

1. It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky

2. Porcupines masturbate

3. Coca-Cola was originally green.

4. 4 people are killed a year by randomly falling vending machines

5. it would take six years and 9 months of non-stop farting to produce enough gas to equal the power of an atomic bomb

6. Lions can mate up to 50 times a day.

7. A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.

8. An appropriate 69% of all internet content consists of pornographic material.

9. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

10. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

11. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

12. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

13. It has been calculated that in the last 3,500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilised world.

14. The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's.

15. The average cow spends 18 hours per day chewing.

16. A government study has confirmed that pigs can become alcoholics!

17. Spain's name comes from the words Span or Spania, which means "Land of Rabbits".

18. The typical lifespan of a cow is 30 years...unless someone eats her!

19. When puppies lick your face, they are instinctively looking for scraps of food.

20. Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell.

21. The highest annual per capita consumption of Spaghetti-O's in the United States is in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

22.  The world's heaviest primates are "morbidly obese" humans. Other than that, it would be gorillas, at 485 pounds.

23. Mosquitoes prefer children to adults and blondes to brunettes.

24. One of the most commonly shoplifted items (in the Top 5) from convenience stores is the hemorrhoid medication Preparation H!

25. Dogs have about 100 different facial expressions, most of them made with the ears.

26. In 1992 five cows were killed in drive by shootings in Clay County, Missouri


It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

People need to get over themselves and grow thicker skin! (Bastards)
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

Over 16,000 acres burned in the Magnolia fire thus far!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

Quote from: Palehorse on September 07, 2011, 10:20:10 PM
Over 16,000 acres burned in the Magnolia fire thus far!

  Would someone clue me in.  I thought that Rick Perry was told by God to run for President. 

  Why isn't God helping old Rick to put out this fire?  Or is God punishing him for lying about it.   :confused: :biggrin:

The Troll

Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 08, 2011, 03:14:11 PM
Again, this is what you have been brainwashed to say........it is the mose outrageous statements and it is made daily by thousands of sheep just like you....

  Did you watch the Republican debate, I did and I had to take a shit after hearing of the shit.

  Everything I said was said in the debate by your Teabagging presidential candidates.  :jester:  :jester:  :jester:

  Wake up America and don't let the professional bullshitter shit you.  :4th4:  $2.00 gas.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The Troll

Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 08, 2011, 03:14:11 PM
Again, this is what you have been brainwashed to say........it is the mose outrageous statements and it is made daily by thousands of sheep just like you....

  I am not going to honor your stupid statement.  When you wake up from your Teabagger stupor and grow up.  Just think a :cry: cry baby 51 year old idiot. 


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Palehorse

I listened to the entire address to congress last night by the POTUS. I heard real plans that include aspects of those screamed for by BOTH sides.

Despite this, I expect nothing but more stalling and bullshit from our elected congresspersons. They do NOT care about the 14 million + unemployed. They do NOT care about the fact that families are losing their homes in droves! They do NOT care that healthcare costs are through the roof and approaching the stratosphere. They do NOT care about the retired and elderly people on fixed incomes.

ALL they care about is getting that black man out of the white house, and they do NOT care who they have to ruin or kill to get it done!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

Quote from: Palehorse on September 09, 2011, 01:05:04 PM
I listened to the entire address to congress last night by the POTUS. I heard real plans that include aspects of those screamed for by BOTH sides.

Despite this, I expect nothing but more stalling and bullshit from our elected congresspersons. They do NOT care about the 14 million + unemployed. They do NOT care about the fact that families are losing their homes in droves! They do NOT care that healthcare costs are through the roof and approaching the stratosphere. They do NOT care about the retired and elderly people on fixed incomes.

ALL they care about is getting that black man out of the white house, and they do NOT care who they have to ruin or kill to get it done!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

  The next morning old Newt Gingrich was on TV and want he said sure sounded like not one damn thing was going to change.   Like you said, make Obama a one term president.

  Since the Teabagger have taken over the Republican Party.  Blood will run in the streets and a complete depression to get the job done.  In my whole life I have never seen such a crazy foolish bunch of morons.  :knife:

damfast

Quote from: The Troll on September 10, 2011, 07:08:53 PM
  The next morning old Newt Gingrich was on TV and want he said sure sounded like not one damn thing was going to change.   Like you said, make Obama a one term president.

  Since the Teabagger have taken over the Republican Party.  Blood will run in the streets and a complete depression to get the job done.  In my whole life I have never seen such a crazy foolish bunch of morons.  :knife:

You know i have to agree that the foolishness in washington is rampant.  like a bunch of jr hi kids playing at government.  Obama does need to be a one term president.  His whole administration has been a campaign for his next election.  And the speech the other night seemed to be a whole mess of unworkable, badly planned garbage that he presented to the american people in a nice suit.  i admit to walking out of the room, thinking that if the answer to our jobless and homeless problems are so easy to fix, why wasnt it already done and done and done?
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.