Republican Party, Teabag Party and the Libertarian Party absolutely SUCK!

[The Troll]

You say this like none of us had already figured out that you aren't too bright.

  Henry's bulb burnt out a long time ago.    Brain freeze from drinking too many Bert T. Owen's malts and sodas.    

[Henry Hawk]

  Henry's bulb burnt out a long time ago.    Brain freeze from drinking too many Bert T. Owen's malts and sodas.    

MAN, I miss those malts and ice cream!!!!! 

[Locutus]

Is that some local joint?

[Anne]

Is that some local joint?

It is gone now, but back in the day they had the best ice cream, shakes and malts in town.

[Henry Hawk]

Is that some local joint?

It was a GREAT little Ice Cream/Sandwich shop in Anderson back in the glory days of that city, when GM ruled and the economy was rockin.  I worked there when I was 16 or 17.  I had a blast working there.  Meet some friends I still hang with today.

That place was packed all summer long.

[Locutus]

Sounds like Jaxon's down here in Dania.

[Exterminator]

You Know You're a Conservative When -

    You know you're a conservative when you can believe that the nation should be ruled according to the Bible but conveniently forget the part about wealth being the most certain path AWAY from any Christian ideal of heaven.

    You know you're a conservative when you believe that the poor are in that situation because they are lazy and then you thank God for all of your good fortunes (see above).

    You know you're a conservative when you demand that a collection of cells in a woman's womb constitutes life and then, eighteen or nineteen years later, you send that same collection of cells off to kill and die for puerile and insane political or economic reasons.

    You believe that a profit-driven and greed filled multinational corporation will behave decently enough to protect the environment, workers, and provide safe and healthful products but an elected and responsive government that protects consumers from those same corporations is too "inefficient".

    You know you're a conservative when you think that PBS is a waste of public funds but allowing corporations to pay for the programs (and to limit what those programs can say) is somehow an intelligent alternative.

    You know you're a conservative when you happily support even the most insane policy of the NRA while whining that the ACLU is going over board when it questions society's need for automatic weapons with ammo clips that hold a hundred Teflon coated, armor penetrating bullets.

    You know you're a conservative when you believe that HIV and AIDS are God's punishments but ignore the hundreds of thousands of deaths that the sacred tobacco plant causes.

    In fact, you know you're a conservative when you believe that HIV and AIDS are God's punishments but you die from coronary disease brought on by a life of fatty food and days spent as a couch potato.

    You know you're a conservative when you believe that affirmative action for blacks or women is unconstitutional but the good ol' boy admission policies at places like Yale and Harvard are the right of the wealthy.

    You know you're a conservative when you think photos of naked humans are evil and pictures of two humans engaged in the act of sex sends you into spasms but filling the planet with real filth and pollution is justifiable as a cost of doing business.

    You know you're a conservative when you want to ban any form of sex education in schools but then refuse to offer care, through welfare or food stamps, for the children conceived by uneducated kids .

    You know you're a conservative when you believe that inflicting physical pain on a child teaches them respect or discipline or whatever but making white collar criminals pay for their sins is interfering with the capitalist system.

    You know you're a conservative when you detest funding public schools but see nothing wrong with wasting tax dollars on vouchers to pay for an education at private or religious schools for wealthy families.

    You know you're a conservative when you see no irony in demanding that other nations rise to an arbitrary level of human rights while America has the highest per capita prison population on Earth, more than Iran or Russia or China or any other country we are so quick to criticize.

    You know you're a conservative when you think that a President that puts his weenie where it might not ought to be is worthy of impeachment but a President who send military weapons, including sophisticated anti-aircraft, shoulder-mounted missiles, deserved to be pardoned by his hand-picked water boy.

    Finally, you know you're a conservative when you believe that greed, selfishness, hate, divisiveness, and the adoration of the wealthy is an acceptable life.

[Henry Hawk]

You know you are a liberal when you waste time posting crap about conservatives. 

[Exterminator]

You know you are a liberal when you waste time posting crap about conservatives. 

Did you not start a thread on this forum under the title, "Democrats Suck"?

[Henry Hawk]

Did you not start a thread on this forum under the title, "Democrats Suck"?

Because democrats DO SUCK!      Duh!

[The Troll]

Because democrats DO SUCK!      Duh!

  Henry you would know the truth if it bit you on the ass.     You know damn well the Republican Party is just a large group of liars, con-men and don't have a Jesus bone in their cheap ass bodies.   

                                                                       

[Henry Hawk]

  Henry you would know the truth if it bit you on the ass.     You know damn well the Republican Party is just a large group of liars, con-men and don't have a Jesus bone in their cheap ass bodies.   

                                                                     

and you honestly believe that the democrats are better?   

[The Troll]

and you honestly believe that the democrats are better?   

  I sure do Henry.      How Henry tell me one law that was passed by the Republican Party in Washington DC and Indianapolis State House.  That was a direct benefit to the Middle Class people and the poor and not the rich.   

  But, I'll bet that you, "ME" and Anne can't answer that question without saying something stupid.

[Henry Hawk]

  I sure do Henry.      How Henry tell me one law that was passed by the Republican Party in Washington DC and Indianapolis State House.  That was a direct benefit to the Middle Class people and the poor and not the rich.   

  But, I'll bet that you, "ME" and Anne can't answer that question without saying something stupid.

The Bush Tax cuts helped me out tremendously...

They doubled the child tax credit from $500 to $1,000

They reduced the marriage penalty by doubling the standard deduction for married filers compared to single filers and doubling the income threshold for the 15 percent bracket for married filers compared to single filers

They increased the earned income tax credit (EITC)

They raised the annual contribution limit for Coverdell education savings accounts to $2,000 per year and relaxed other limitations

They extended the exclusion for employer-provided educational assistance

They eliminated the 60-month rule and the disallowance for voluntary payments for the student loan deduction

They eliminated tax on certain scholarships

They reduced taxes on bonds for school construction

They increased the dependent care tax credit

They increased the adoption credit

They provided credit for employer-provided child care

Just to name a few.

[Exterminator]

Several of those involve the use of tax dollars to benefit only people with children.  How is this not welfare?