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Republican Party, Teabag Party and the Libertarian Party absolutely SUCK!

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Sandy Eggo

#660
August 19, 2010, 11:29:55 AM
Do they have cookies?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

#661
August 19, 2010, 12:39:52 PM
Quote from: The Troll on August 19, 2010, 10:43:05 AM
  You know the old Troll, 72years.   I was sitting in my hole under the bridge, where I usually look up through the cracks in it and watch the young girls walk over it.

  Well, I was thinking, you know all about the Rapture Right Wingnut Christains Republicans, now have found a new religion.  Quit spending money, cut taxes and cut big government.  The deficit and the debts we are leaving our children.

  Well, it seem to me, Hell, we're in the End Times.  Isn't it coming next  year.  Why worry about cutting taxes, saving money, gay marriage, abortion and of all thing the large, large deficit Obama is causing to try it save this country from what the Republicans and Newt Gingrich and George W. has done to it.

  Hell, it too late for me and my beliefs, "there is no God".  Well, let me tell  you one thing.  I ain't fighting for Satan, and I ain't fighting for God.  But if the dumbass Christains try to kill me.  I going to try to take as many as I can to Hell with me.

  Closing my eyes and thinking about the Christian End Times war.  Dick Cheney leading Satan's army out of the North, with his eyes a blazing,  his heart defibulator/pacemaker pumping.  Riding his big black horse, shotgun in hand and with his big black heart, leading Satan's hordes into the killing of the Christians left behind from the Rapture. (you see not every Christan gets to go, only 4,000 of the top preachers get to go) Blood rising to the bridle of his horse, Prick, sorry, I mean, Dick, he's in his prime.

  I was all so thinkingggggggggg..... Pardon me, got to stop, there a troop of girl scouts going over my bridge right now.  :seeya2:

you MIGHT want to adjust your medications, JUUSSST a little.... :yes: :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#662
August 19, 2010, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on August 19, 2010, 11:29:55 AM
Do they have cookies?

  Troll and Cookie Monster loooooooooooves cooooooooooookies.  :biggrin:

Palehorse

#663
August 20, 2010, 11:05:17 AM
 :sneaky: :cookiemstr: :lipsrsealed2:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#664
August 20, 2010, 04:10:53 PM
You Can Build A Catholic Church Next To A Playground -- But Should You?


http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-16-2010/mosque-erade
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Lester Sasquatch

#665
August 20, 2010, 05:20:40 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on August 18, 2010, 06:59:48 PM
OH, I watched it. Damn near cracked a rib laughing, but I watched it. Would you like to know Ms. Geller's main claim to fame a year ago? Here.

http://www.loonwatch.com/2009/08/pamela-geller-the-looniest-blogger-ever/

Now, let's get serious about posting links. DO NOT ask me to lend credence to any piece of crap you find on the net which does not reveal its sources, its editors, or the credentials of the person who posted it. Jesus Christ! Morgan and I have posted so much crap round the 'net about Lester Sasquatch, chupacabras and ELFs that, by your standards, we should be running a think tank!

So Lolly, what has Morgan been saying about me now? By the way, they do accept AOL email accounts here.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

LOsborne

#666
August 20, 2010, 06:18:04 PM
Yee Haw!! Hot damn! and so forth! You still seeing Loraine (or is it Doreen?) the barmaid at the Dew Drop Inn?

The Troll

#667
August 20, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on August 20, 2010, 05:20:40 PM
So Lolly, what has Morgan been saying about me now? By the way, they do accept AOL email accounts here.

  Lester,  so your saying you're :new:  Well I'm the Troll :no1:  Probably the nicest Tolls here in the dark pits of the Unknown Zone.  Let me be the first to say welcome.

  But watch out for some of the other animals here.   Lester :devil4: Some of the others.

                                           :fireworks: Welcome and good luck :fireworks:

Palehorse

#668
August 20, 2010, 06:22:21 PM
Hey! I resemble that remark!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#669
August 20, 2010, 06:47:58 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on August 20, 2010, 06:18:04 PM
You still seeing Loraine (or is it Doreen?) the barmaid at the Dew Drop Inn?

The reason I ask is that, according to Morgan, after that unfortunate run-in you had with the flesh-eating bacteria spread by the mutant chupacabras, you believed yourself disfigured (no matter how many times we all told you it was hardly noticeable under the fur) and became so despondent you had stopped waiting for her to finish her shift so you could walk her home.

We all hope this isn't true. Or if you were feeling just a tiny bit unattractive, that the lady in question was able to allay your fears. The possibility of little Sasquatches romping about the backwaters of Hawkins Creek is one of the bright hopes that keeps the PPDC smiling in these trying times.

Troll, forget it. Lester can take care of himself. Believe me, backing a troll over a bigfoot is a suckerbet.

The Troll

#670
August 20, 2010, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on August 20, 2010, 06:47:58 PM
The reason I ask is that, according to Morgan, after that unfortunate run-in you had with the flesh-eating bacteria spread by the mutant chupacabras, you believed yourself disfigured (no matter how many times we all told you it was hardly noticeable under the fur) and became so despondent you had stopped waiting for her to finish her shift so you could walk her home.

We all hope this isn't true. Or if you were feeling just a tiny bit unattractive, that the lady in question was able to allay your fears. The possibility of little Sasquatches romping about the backwaters of Hawkins Creek is one of the bright hopes that keeps the PPDC smiling in these trying times.

Troll, forget it. Lester can take care of himself. Believe me, backing a troll over a bigfoot is a suckerbet.

  It sounds like Lester the Newbie :new: has a problem.  Somebody that know where Lester has all of his skeletons and where their hidden.  :knife:      Lester :shrk: Lolly     :biggrin: :biggrin: :yes:

Sandy Eggo

#671
August 20, 2010, 10:52:19 PM
Welcome Lester! I'm the one your Troll warned you about ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#672
August 21, 2010, 02:05:54 AM
And here I though I was the one he warned Lester about...Welcome Lester.  :smile: 
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on August 20, 2010, 10:52:19 PM
Welcome Lester! I'm the one your Troll warned you about ;D
Trump 2020

Lester Sasquatch

#673
August 21, 2010, 08:39:39 AM
I thought I had this posting thing figured out but I was wrong. Thanks for the warm welcome folks! All the buttons and icon choices on this post page has got me confused. Well, here goes my third try and my post gets shorter every time.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

The Troll

#674
August 21, 2010, 09:47:43 AM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on August 21, 2010, 08:39:39 AM
I thought I had this posting thing figured out but I was wrong. Thanks for the warm welcome folks! All the buttons and icon choices on this post page has got me confused. Well, here goes my third try and my post gets shorter every time.

  Lester don't feel bad, I knew nothing about the Zone or computers.  Got jumped on alot for not doing the right thing.  Just like my name the Troll,  Hell I did know it was bad to be a troll.  But you know I sorta like it now,  I can be an asshole at times and what do you expect out of a Troll.  :biggrin:

  One thing I like is the smiley faces.  Go to home page over to smiley faces and make a copy of them.  I think it's fun.  You can tell people to :kissit:  If some one calls you a :mama: you can say :kazz:  Call you a :hick:  You can give the :finger01:  If you think some one is full of bull shit  :det:  :kickcan:  :preach:   or :dig: a hole and go to :devil29:  Or to Lolly :kiss: :shots: :flower3:
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