Is Sarah Palin really this fuckin' stupid?

[LOsborne]

You think they don't have a hard enough shell to ignore it?

"The Turtle Moves!" -- Terry Pratchett

[followsthewolf]

 

[Sandy Eggo]

Talk cash. I had intended to be directing the revolution, but for proper remuneration I can moonlight. So long as you remember the importance of the refreshments.

Lester would be very effective in foreign affairs. Somehow, when he speaks in his solemn, determined, yet threatening voice ... language barriers just disappear.

Well, based on your superior ability to cut through the BS to the truth of the matter, I'm willing negotiate your salary. I hope that we can come to a mutual agreement, because your country needs you.

Although now I'm wondering if perhaps I've missassigned you.  There's little question to your qualifications as researcher, but you also give really good advice and therefore might be better suited as an advisor. Plenty of refreshments, indeed! We need a Margarita Czar!

I also like your advice regarding Lester. I think his talents are extremely valuable!

[Sandy Eggo]

NO WORRIES THERE!  You guys already know the candidate for POTUS's views on such things! I am aligned with her! 

YES WE CAN...............HUG TREES

Too copycatish?

We need to reach out to our botanical friends. They're a consistantly overlooked segment of the population.

[Palehorse]

Well, based on your superior ability to cut through the BS to the truth of the matter, I'm willing negotiate your salary. I hope that we can come to a mutual agreement, because your country needs you.

Although now I'm wondering if perhaps I've missassigned you.  There's little question to your qualifications as researcher, but you also give really good advice and therefore might be better suited as an advisor. Plenty of refreshments, indeed! We need a Margarita Czar!

I also like your advice regarding Lester. I think his talents are extremely valuable!

Nothing wrong with economizing and having a person wear multiple hats. I am in agreement with the Czarina of Margaritas!

[Sandy Eggo]

The government will endorse no religion, as it says in the constitution. However, no religion shall enjoy tax free status, nor shall it be capable of influencing government or its peoples.

Hey, its a work in progress and my description of its intention is simply a brief synopsis of the vision, and not intended to represent an all inclusive statement of its scope. 

I love it! We can use some the taxes we collect from the freeloading churches to pay Lolly. (I think that one's gonna cost us, but she's worth it). Now that I think about it, perhaps Troll can help us collect those taxes. I think he'd be extremely persuasive. 

[me]

You'd be wastin' his time and yours 'cause they'd just close their doors and move elsewhere like the businesses do. 

I love it! We can use some the taxes we collect from the freeloading churches to pay Lolly. (I think that one's gonna cost us, but she's worth it). Now that I think about it, perhaps Troll can help us collect those taxes. I think he'd be extremely persuasive. 

[Sandy Eggo]

I should care if churches move elsewhere because......

[me]

I should care if churches move elsewhere because......

I love it! We can use some the taxes we collect from the freeloading churches to pay Lolly. (I think that one's gonna cost us, but she's worth it). Now that I think about it, perhaps Troll can help us collect those taxes. I think he'd be extremely persuasive. 

[Sandy Eggo]

I don't think we'd have to worry about Churches going anywhere, but even if they did, we've survived how long w/out making them pull their weight tax-wise?

[LOsborne]

Let the churches move. Just freeze their assets first. See, wasn't that easy?

My duties as Rapid Margarita Mixing Team Leader for the PPDC may be a conflict of interest. However, a truly trust-worthy person (one who comes with her own shovel) could possibly persuade me to disclose the secret ingredient. Lester claims it's ***** liquor, but he'll say anything.

[The Troll]

I don't think we'd have to worry about Churches going anywhere, but even if they did, we've survived how long w/out making them pull their weight tax-wise?

  That's for sure, they sure don't pay any taxes.  Like the two churches in my town.  both own a whole block in the center of town.  It's like a black hole, money goes in, but nothing comes out in the form of property taxes.  Two whole blocks lost.  The sure don't do a damn thing for me.

[Sandy Eggo]

Let the churches move. Just freeze their assets first. See, wasn't that easy?

See what I mean? Great advice!

My duties as Rapid Margarita Mixing Team Leader for the PPDC may be a conflict of interest. However, a truly trust-worthy person (one who comes with her own shovel) could possibly persuade me to disclose the secret ingredient. Lester claims it's ***** liquor, but he'll say anything.

I know someone who knows someone that claims she's great w/a shovel, but I do understand your reservations, the last thing that I want to do is piss off the PPDC.

[me]

I don't think we'd have to worry about Churches going anywhere, but even if they did, we've survived how long w/out making them pull their weight tax-wise?

But will Lolly's union let her work for nothing if there's no way to pay her because the churches all move away and there's no taxes there to collect or assets to freeze? 

[The Troll]

But will Lolly's union let her work for nothing if there's no way to pay her because the churches all move away and there's no taxes there to collect or assets to freeze?

  Whaaaaaaaaat?    I think that was the dumbest question you have ever asked.  Read it to  yourself again.