Is Sarah Palin really this fuckin' stupid?

[Palehorse]

Okay, but does that qualify me to be president?

Indeed it does! Now, you'll be needing a protection team. . .

[Sandy Eggo]

Oh goody! PH, would you be kind enough to be my VP? and I'd like to appoint Lolly as our speech writer (all my facts will be checked, cross referenced and rechecked, so we won't look like dumbasses). Troll and SOP can be co-directors of our security force. I want to appoint FTW and Olias to some lofty position where analytical thinking is a plus, but has been missing for a while...I'll let them choose. I'm thinking something economy or finance related for Ex and in his spare time, he can back up Troll and SOP I'd like Y to be my press secretary. Can you imagine how confused the assholes at Faux would be after one round w/him? I think he can double as a supreme court justice. Kimmi would be the direcor of the Department of education. vxn could hold a post with the Smithsonian. Locutus could be director of the religion and recreation department and in his spare time oversee the Supreme Court. That leaves "me" and "Henry"...court jesters

[The Troll]

Oh goody! PH, would you be kind enough to be my VP? and I'd like to appoint Lolly as our speech writer (all my facts will be checked, cross referenced and rechecked, so we won't look like dumbasses). Troll and SOP can be co-directors of our security force. I want to appoint FTW and Olias to some lofty position where analytical thinking is a plus, but has been missing for a while...I'll let them choose. I'm thinking something economy or finance related for Ex and in his spare time, he can back up Troll and SOP I'd like Y to be my press secretary. Can you imagine how confused the assholes at Faux would be after one round w/him? I think he can double as a supreme court justice. Kimmi would be the direcor of the Department of education. vxn could hold a post with the Smithsonian. Locutus could be director of the religion and recreation department and in his spare time oversee the Supreme Court. That leaves "me" and "Henry"...court jesters

    and    for court jesters.  Worth a million dollars. 

[The Troll]

Oh goody! PH, would you be kind enough to be my VP? and I'd like to appoint Lolly as our speech writer (all my facts will be checked, cross referenced and rechecked, so we won't look like dumbasses). Troll and SOP can be co-directors of our security force. I want to appoint FTW and Olias to some lofty position where analytical thinking is a plus, but has been missing for a while...I'll let them choose. I'm thinking something economy or finance related for Ex and in his spare time, he can back up Troll and SOP I'd like Y to be my press secretary. Can you imagine how confused the assholes at Faux would be after one round w/him? I think he can double as a supreme court justice. Kimmi would be the direcor of the Department of education. vxn could hold a post with the Smithsonian. Locutus could be director of the religion and recreation department and in his spare time oversee the Supreme Court. That leaves "me" and "Henry"...court jesters

  If you put vxn in as the chief dietitian, I'm out.  No "Puffs" for me.

[LOsborne]

... and I'd like to appoint Lolly as our speech writer ...

Talk cash. I had intended to be directing the revolution, but for proper remuneration I can moonlight. So long as you remember the importance of the refreshments.

Lester would be very effective in foreign affairs. Somehow, when he speaks in his solemn, determined, yet threatening voice ... language barriers just disappear.

[Palehorse]

Oh goody! PH, would you be kind enough to be my VP? and I'd like to appoint Lolly as our speech writer (all my facts will be checked, cross referenced and rechecked, so we won't look like dumbasses). Troll and SOP can be co-directors of our security force. I want to appoint FTW and Olias to some lofty position where analytical thinking is a plus, but has been missing for a while...I'll let them choose. I'm thinking something economy or finance related for Ex and in his spare time, he can back up Troll and SOP I'd like Y to be my press secretary. Can you imagine how confused the assholes at Faux would be after one round w/him? I think he can double as a supreme court justice. Kimmi would be the direcor of the Department of education. vxn could hold a post with the Smithsonian. Locutus could be director of the religion and recreation department and in his spare time oversee the Supreme Court. That leaves "me" and "Henry"...court jesters

  Umm. . . errr.. . . Yes! Count me in!

[Palehorse]

One of my first acts as VP is going to be to consult with the Secretary of Religion about abolishment of all organized religion. Knowing how so many americans will feel lost without something to give them a direction, we will replace it with mandatory attendance each month of a tour in the nearest memorial park of the civil war battlegrounds. Historians will provide an hours long tour of each site, along with a two hour documentary video that presents the result of religious competition around the world. No graphic image warnings will be provided despite the inclusion of same.

[Bo D]

One of my first acts as VP is going to be to consult with the Secretary of Religion about abolishment of all organized religion. Knowing how so many americans will feel lost without something to give them a direction, we will replace it with mandatory attendance each month of a tour in the nearest memorial park of the civil war battlegrounds. Historians will provide an hours long tour of each site, along with a two hour documentary video that presents the result of religious competition around the world. No graphic image warnings will be provided despite the inclusion of same.

Hmmmmm? Can I still commune with the trees as long as I don't try to proselytize the turtle worshipers?

[followsthewolf]

You think they don't have a hard enough shell to ignore it?

[Bo D]

Yeah, you're right. But then I still have to deal with the idiots who talk to the birds that are sitting in my trees.

[Palehorse]

Hmmmmm? Can I still commune with the trees as long as I don't try to proselytize the turtle worshipers?

You think they don't have a hard enough shell to ignore it?

Hmmmmm? Can I still commune with the trees as long as I don't try to proselytize the turtle worshipers?

The government will endorse no religion, as it says in the constitution. However, no religion shall enjoy tax free status, nor shall it be capable of influencing government or its peoples.

Hey, its a work in progress and my description of its intention is simply a brief synopsis of the vision, and not intended to represent an all inclusive statement of its scope. 

[Bo D]

The government will endorse no religion, as it says in the constitution. However, no religion shall enjoy tax free status, nor shall it be capable of influencing government or its peoples.

Hey, its a work in progress and my description of its intention is simply a brief synopsis of the vision, and not intended to represent an all inclusive statement of its scope. 

It's all good! As long as you don't tax the trees! 

Or try to cut them all down to build more houses and them name the streets after them. 

[Palehorse]

It's all good! As long as you don't tax the trees! 

Or try to cut them all down to build more houses and them name the streets after them. 

NO WORRIES THERE!  You guys already know the candidate for POTUS's views on such things! I am aligned with her! 

[followsthewolf]

Yeah, you're right. But then I still have to deal with the idiots who talk to the birds that are sitting in my trees.

Yeah.

Those tree s(h)itters are always a problem.

Never know where to point their peckers.

[Palehorse]

Yeah.

Those tree s(h)itters are always a problem.

Never know where to point their peckers.