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Started by Henry Hawk, June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM

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Henry Hawk

June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
President Obama and God.....

1.  God asks for only 10% of your money.
2.  God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
3.  God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read.


What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate. 

How do they differ? 
God does not think he's Obama....and Liberals love Obama. 


Zinggg!... ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#1
June 11, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate.

James W. von Brunn alluded to this as well...you and he are birds of a feather.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#2
June 11, 2009, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
President Obama and God.....

1.  God asks for only 10% of your money.
2.  God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
3.  God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read.


What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate. 

How do they differ? 
God does not think he's Obama....and Liberals love Obama. 


Zinggg!... ;D
:biggrin:
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

#3
June 11, 2009, 09:23:15 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
James W. von Brunn alluded to this as well...you and he are birds of a feather.

yeah, I'm a known anti-Semite, white supremacist.. :rolleyes:..wait, he was also a parachuter in the army too.....hmmmmm, seems like there just MIGHT be a strong connection between YOU two?....hmmmm.....he was ALSO an ASSHOLE....WOW, the comparisons just keep adding up!!!  :spooked: :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#4
June 11, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 09:23:15 AM
yeah, I'm a known anti-Semite, white supremacist.. :rolleyes:..wait, he was also a parachuter in the army too.....hmmmmm, seems like there just MIGHT be a strong connection between YOU two?....hmmmm.....he was ALSO an ASSHOLE....WOW, the comparisons just keep adding up!!!  :spooked: :yes:

Really?  I read that he was a mid-shipman in the Navy reserve but I wouldn't expect you to have your facts straight.  Of course, being in the Navy and whatnot, I'm sure he did his share of tea-bagging...another connection between the two of you!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#5
June 11, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Really?  I read that he was a mid-shipman in the Navy reserve but I wouldn't expect you to have your facts straight.  Of course, being in the Navy and whatnot, I'm sure he did his share of tea-bagging...another connection between the two of you!

well I at least go the ASSHOLE part right!!... :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#6
June 11, 2009, 10:11:30 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
well I at least go the ASSHOLE part right!!... :razz:

You're all about the asshole...yours must be sore from all of the teabagging parties.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#7
June 11, 2009, 11:12:32 AM
just call's them as I see's them... :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#8
June 11, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:12:32 AM
just call's them as I see's them... :razz:

And you seem to see assholes everywhere you look...sounds like an anal fixation to me!   :yes:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#9
June 11, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
And you seem to see assholes everywhere you look...sounds like an anal fixation to me!   :yes:

naw, YOU have been the only ASSHOLE, that I have been referring to.....that is it!

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#10
June 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
naw, YOU have been the only ASSHOLE, that I have been referring to.....that is it!

It makes me more than a little uncomfortable for you to think of me in those terms...I can almost hear dueling bajos playing.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#11
June 11, 2009, 11:38:29 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
It makes me more than a little uncomfortable for you to think of me in those terms...I can almost hear dueling bajos playing.
:eek:
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

#12
June 11, 2009, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
It makes me more than a little uncomfortable for you to think of me in those terms...I can almost hear dueling bajos playing.

yeah, funny, I was thinking the same thing AFTER I wrote it........but you do have a REAL perty smile!!

Okay.........I'm am going to drop the A****** thing for a while....I use one of yours and refer to you as douche' bag..

If that is okay with you?...(by the way, I never heard of dueling BAJO's...)   :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#13
June 11, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:47:20 AM
yeah, funny, I was thinking the same thing AFTER I wrote it........but you do have a REAL perty smile!!

Okay.........I'm am going to drop the A****** thing for a while....I use one of yours and refer to you as douche' bag..

If that is okay with you?...(by the way, I never heard of dueling BAJO's...)   :razz:
Guess Ex was a little excited there.... :biggrin:
Trump 2020

Exterminator

#14
June 11, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
Quote from: me on June 11, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Guess Ex was a little excited there.... :biggrin:

You're as bad as he is.   :yes:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.
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