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Started by Henry Hawk, June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM

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dan foster

#15
June 11, 2009, 12:27:09 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
President Obama and God.....

1.  God asks for only 10% of your money.
2.  God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
3.  God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read.


What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate. 

How do they differ? 
God does not think he's Obama....and Liberals love Obama. 


Zinggg!... ;D

So you plagiarized this from the other assclown, rush.  The truth about your religion is showing through; a baptist racist, or just another evangelical living the "Purpose-Driven-Lie".
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

me

#16
June 11, 2009, 12:50:29 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
You're as bad as he is.   :yes:
Me?   :angel:
Trump 2020

mcgonser

#17
June 11, 2009, 12:54:10 PM
I am not sure that Obama will appreciate being linked with God. I don"t think he is that narcissistic. i think he might think he is bigger and smarter than God. Thats just what I thin. JMO
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

Exterminator

#18
June 11, 2009, 01:00:20 PM
Quote from: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 12:54:10 PM
i think he might think he is bigger and smarter than God.

And he is because there is no god.  :no:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

mcgonser

#19
June 11, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
Well then you can worship Obama
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

Exterminator

#20
June 11, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
Well then you can worship Obama

Unlike you, I don't feel the need to worship anyone or anything.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

mcgonser

#21
June 11, 2009, 01:20:10 PM
It really doesn't surprise me Ex; I can see where you would have trouble letting anyone else be in charge. Or admit that anyone might know more than you. Thats ok bubba
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

Henry Hawk

#22
June 11, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
Okay ladies..........lets shake and make up.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

mcgonser

#23
June 11, 2009, 01:24:33 PM
He started it!!!!!!!!!
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

mageepet

#24
June 11, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
McGonser usually calms down in a little while, even in past lives when I have insulted the precious George Bush.  She and I are over at the banquet hall chilling now. 

I believe it calls for a large ego for any of them to run for President, to able to believe they have the answers to the problems of the United States. That is what I believe.
Well look, Mcgonser you ran off from our fine meal and came over here again. LOL

Exterminator

#25
June 11, 2009, 01:29:42 PM
Quote from: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:20:10 PM
It really doesn't surprise me Ex; I can see where you would have trouble letting anyone else be in charge. Or admit that anyone might know more than you. Thats ok bubba

I have bosses and there are plenty of people who know more than I; none of them are invisible, though.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#26
June 11, 2009, 01:30:41 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
Okay ladies..........lets shake and make up.

Your eyeing me as a potential sex partner doesn't make me a lady.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#27
June 11, 2009, 01:31:26 PM
Quote from: mageepet on June 11, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
McGonser usually calms down in a little while, even in past lives when I have insulted the precious George Bush.

It just takes a while for her meds to kick in.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#28
June 11, 2009, 01:34:24 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:30:41 PM
Your eyeing me as a potential sex partner doesn't make me a lady.

okay NOW that was just WRONG AND CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#29
June 11, 2009, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 01:34:24 PM
okay NOW that was just WRONG AND CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Creepy is right!  I told you I don't go that way so quit thinking of me like that.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.
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