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Three Things I Will Not Do Today

Started by Elaine, May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM

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Exterminator

#60
June 15, 2009, 11:35:59 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 15, 2009, 11:31:53 AM
WTHR..SKYTRAK WEATHER

Today will be mainly dry, with a high in the low 80s.  There's a slight chance for isolated showers and t-storms south of I-74.

I really hope they are correct!!... :yes:

Why would you believe the liberal media on such an important issue?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#61
June 15, 2009, 11:38:08 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 15, 2009, 11:35:59 AM
Why would you believe the liberal media on such an important issue?

that's is the best I can do.......hey, Chuck Lofton is good ol conservative....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#62
June 15, 2009, 11:46:33 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 15, 2009, 11:38:08 AM
that's is the best I can do.......hey, Chuck Lofton is good ol conservative....

Chuck who?  Sorry, I'm too busy ogling Julia Moffitt to catch the others' names.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#63
June 15, 2009, 12:23:02 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 15, 2009, 11:46:33 AM
Chuck who?  Sorry, I'm too busy ogling Julia Moffitt to catch the others' names.

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#64
June 15, 2009, 12:30:50 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 15, 2009, 11:31:53 AM
WTHR..SKYTRAK WEATHER

Today will be mainly dry, with a high in the low 80s.  There's a slight chance for isolated showers and t-storms south of I-74.

I really hope they are correct!!... :yes:

That Klingon force field you guys seem to have put into place must be working. It is shifting south and going around us. . . again. . .  :rolleyes:

Now I'll have to water the flowers. . . :rolleyes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#65
June 15, 2009, 12:38:01 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 15, 2009, 12:30:50 PM
Now I'll have to water the flowers. . . :rolleyes:

I had the big sprinkler on the vegetable garden this morning before I left for work...just in case.  :wink:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#66
June 15, 2009, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 15, 2009, 12:38:01 PM
I had the big sprinkler on the vegetable garden this morning before I left for work...just in case.  :wink:

I glanced at the weather radar (national) this morning before leaving and it looked like that line was headed straight for us. . . Otherwise I'd have drug the steel horse out of the barn and rode this morning instead of driving in. . .  :mad:

I have to drag out 130 feet of hose to water the flowers now. . . But they are worth it because they bring my wife such pleasure. . .  :smile:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#67
June 15, 2009, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 15, 2009, 12:48:17 PM
I have to drag out 130 feet of hose to water the flowers now. . . But they are worth it because they bring my wife such pleasure. . .  :smile:

It takes a lot less hose than that to bring my GF pleasure.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#68
June 15, 2009, 01:05:33 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 15, 2009, 01:05:02 PM
It takes a lot less hose than that to bring my GF pleasure.   :biggrin:
:biggrin: :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#69
June 15, 2009, 01:09:51 PM
Seriously, though, to hit all of the vegetable and flower plantings takes pretty much all 125 feet of hose that we have.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#70
June 15, 2009, 01:17:27 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 15, 2009, 01:09:51 PM
Seriously, though, to hit all of the vegetable and flower plantings takes pretty much all 125 feet of hose that we have.

I hear yah. I've got twice that amount and there are a couple of spots on our property I still cannot reach. Thankfully they are areas she doesn't currently have flowers in. . .  :biggrin: (But it's early yet)  :spooked:

I thought about installing some kind of sprinkler system, but that's just a bunch of work waiting to get done long-term. . . not to mention the expense. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#71
June 15, 2009, 02:43:57 PM
1. Will not expect my husband to give me all that hose

2. Will not laugh at Palehorse and Exterminator for telling about their own hoses.

3.  Look up "watering the flowers" online to see what it really means
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#72
June 15, 2009, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Elaine on June 15, 2009, 02:43:57 PM
1. Will not expect my husband to give me all that hose

2. Will not laugh at Palehorse and Exterminator for telling about their own hoses.

3.  Look up "watering the flowers" online to see what it really means

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#73
June 16, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
1.  be ashamed of being a Christian.

2.  pour hot coffee in my lap from McDonalds.

3.  talk about my hose.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

seen2much

#74
June 16, 2009, 01:51:40 PM
1. Enroll in a yoga class

2. Pull up all my flowers

3. Drink out of the bird bath
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