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Three Things I Will Not Do Today

Started by Elaine, May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM

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Palehorse

#15
June 02, 2009, 07:14:45 AM
1. Eat Tofu

2. Graze

3. Pimp slap my boss. . .  :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

kimmi

#16
June 02, 2009, 07:18:06 AM
1.  Wish today wasn't the last day of school.  :razz:

2.  Stay sober after 4PM.

3.  Go to the gym.
Take time to smell the roses.

Anne

#17
June 02, 2009, 09:41:43 AM
1. Take a long walk in the hot sun without sunscreen, or actually, any long walk.
2.  Anything for money.
3.  Go to Mexico for any reason.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Henry Hawk

#18
June 02, 2009, 10:03:37 AM
1.  Complain because someone in my office has an American Flag Standing by their desk.

2.  Sing "Amazing Grace" with Dan Foster.

3.  Watch Jay Leno on the tonight show, tonight.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Elaine

#19
June 02, 2009, 02:49:55 PM
1. Ask who Dan Foster is

2. Stalk a football player (offer only good for one day)

3. Call the Queen of England and invite myself to tea
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#20
June 03, 2009, 07:35:19 AM
1. Slap an armed police officer

2. Read WND

3. Drink battery acid
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

cachegurl

#21
June 03, 2009, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Elaine on June 01, 2009, 02:38:53 PM
1. stick my tongue on an ice cube tray

2. eat liver or lima beans

3. make a serious post on any forum

So does that mean you WILL be sticking your tongue on an ice cube tray and you WILL be eating liver or lima beans?  :-\ ;D
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.~~James Dean

Henry Hawk

#22
June 03, 2009, 01:01:05 PM
1.  Piss off Susan Boyle.
2.  Lose any sleep worrying about Jon and Kate.
3.  Pee on an electric fence.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Elaine

#23
June 04, 2009, 10:54:33 AM
1. Give my neighbor the finger

2. Watch soap opera reruns

3. date the whopper jr guy
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#24
June 04, 2009, 11:35:20 AM
1. Tease the tigers

2. Ride near a blue-hair

3. Buy a Buick (Or any other car for that matter!)
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#25
June 05, 2009, 11:12:43 AM
1. Is miss my 8-year old son's baseball game tonight.
2. Tell my boss to 'suck ass'...
3. Stay inside for lunch.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#26
June 05, 2009, 11:18:09 AM
1. Get Punked by some moron.
2. Google anything.
3. Deliver an elbow smash to my superior with extreme prejudice. (As much as I'd like to).
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#27
June 05, 2009, 04:41:20 PM
1. Invite my boss for a beer

2. Ask Oprah for my own show

3. Try to hold a conversation with someone who can't understand me.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

mageepet

#28
June 06, 2009, 08:52:47 PM
1. Laugh at the witch as she limps down the hall.
2. Laugh at the witch as she complains about her broken wrist.
3. Even have to see the witch.

Palehorse

#29
June 07, 2009, 09:27:46 AM
1. Drink wine
2. Dig in the dirt
3.Spend the day in the sun
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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