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Three Things I Will Not Do Today

Started by Elaine, May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM

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Henry Hawk

#45
June 11, 2009, 10:10:35 AM
1.  Forget that we are STILL in a WAR.

2.  Forget to thank God, for my blessings.

3.  Forget WHO my friends are.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#46
June 11, 2009, 10:25:12 AM
1. Respond to non-respondents.
2. Write Russian.
3. Fart under the blankets.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#47
June 11, 2009, 12:01:46 PM
1. Finish the application for Survivor

2. Get trashed and sing karaoke at the strip bar up the street

3. Call the president again (they get real fussy when you ask for Rocky Obama)
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Henry Hawk

#48
June 11, 2009, 12:33:54 PM
I am going to add a forth one today....

4.  Respond to anything Dan Foster has to say......(it is a waste of energy)
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

LOsborne

#49
June 11, 2009, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 11, 2009, 10:25:12 AM
1. Respond to non-respondents.
Hey! I'm non-resident and you have to respond to me! You're the only one who gets my sense of humor.

Palehorse

#50
June 11, 2009, 09:25:19 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 11, 2009, 07:26:51 PM
Hey! I'm non-resident and you have to respond to me! You're the only one who gets my sense of humor.

Aye Lass. . . And it be you getting my own!  :smile:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#51
June 12, 2009, 11:14:11 AM
1. Answer the door in my nightgown

2. Answer the phone in my nightgown

3. Tell anyone why I am wearing a nightgown at 11 am
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#52
June 12, 2009, 10:40:25 PM
1. Play with sharp things.
2. Snort a night-crawler.
3. Play in traffic.

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#53
June 13, 2009, 07:54:46 AM
1.  Eat a bug

2.  Pee my pants

3.  Give my real name to a telemarketer
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#54
June 13, 2009, 10:17:53 AM
1. Play in dog poop.
2. Eat carnival food.
3. Get burnt.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

seen2much

#55
June 13, 2009, 03:32:32 PM
1. Make a prank phone call

2. Paint the house

3. Tease the vicious dog next door
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The simplest toy, one that even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent............Sam Levenson

Palehorse

#56
June 15, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
1. Rain dance
2. Spirit dance
3. Hip-hop.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#57
June 15, 2009, 11:09:08 AM
1.  Miss my son's b-ball game tonight!

2.  Drink spoiled milk (almost though.. :eek:)

3.  Try to understand the position and the momentum of a particle.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#58
June 15, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 15, 2009, 11:09:08 AM
1.  Miss my son's b-ball game tonight!

2.  Drink spoiled milk (almost though.. :eek:)

3.  Try to understand the position and the momentum of a particle.

Pull up the national radar Hank. . . I'm thinking number one is toast!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#59
June 15, 2009, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 15, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
Pull up the national radar Hank. . . I'm thinking number one is toast!  :biggrin:

WTHR..SKYTRAK WEATHER

Today will be mainly dry, with a high in the low 80s.  There's a slight chance for isolated showers and t-storms south of I-74.

I really hope they are correct!!... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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