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Three Things I Will Not Do Today

Started by Elaine, May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM

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Elaine

#30
June 07, 2009, 11:55:44 AM
1.  Join the NAACP

2.  Buy a parrot, no matter how much my granddaughter begs

3.  Drive my convertible under a flock of red berry eating birds
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#31
June 08, 2009, 08:30:31 AM
1. Walk barefoot in the pasture.
2. Wear meat underwear while tending a pack of wolves.
3. Piss into the wind.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#32
June 08, 2009, 09:15:25 AM
1. Think about things that I have no control over

2. Forget to do the things on my mental to do list.

3. Allow the anger addict that I work with to ruin my day.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

#33
June 08, 2009, 12:30:10 PM
1.  Listen to rap music
2.  Take a nap (as badly as I would LIKE to)
3.  Get upset over politics..... :no:...I'm NOT...I'm NOT...I'm NOT!!!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

#34
June 08, 2009, 01:38:45 PM
1. Tug on Superman's cape
2. Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
3. Mess around with Jim

(With apologies to Jim Croce.  :wink:)
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Locutus

#35
June 08, 2009, 01:39:12 PM
1.  Apply for a new job.
2.  Take a walk in the rain.
3.  Give Henry crap when he breaks down and gets upset over politics.  :razz: :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#36
June 08, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 08, 2009, 12:30:10 PM
1.  Listen to rap music
2.  Take a nap (as badly as I would LIKE to)
3.  Get upset over politics..... :no:...I'm NOT...I'm NOT...I'm NOT!!!

:biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#37
June 08, 2009, 02:38:20 PM
Quote from: Locutus on June 08, 2009, 01:39:12 PM
1.  Apply for a new job.
2.  Take a walk in the rain.
3.  Give Henry crap when he breaks down and gets upset over politics.  :razz: :biggrin:

:rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#38
June 08, 2009, 03:24:30 PM
1. shoot the sheriff

2. miss the deputy

3. throw momma from the train
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

mageepet

#39
June 08, 2009, 05:24:15 PM
1. be jealous of my sons much nicer car
2. see the witch
3. go to the grocery store

Elaine

#40
June 10, 2009, 08:21:14 AM
1. write a novel

2. give my neighbor the finger

3.  move my car up so she can park
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Henry Hawk

#41
June 10, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
1.  Back down from my convictions

2.  Go snowboarding

3.  Take any crap from Locutus.... ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#42
June 10, 2009, 10:10:46 AM
1. Let desperate actions evoke an emotional response.
2. Respond any further to unreasonable statements.
3. Pick my nose and make you eat it.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#43
June 10, 2009, 12:25:12 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 10, 2009, 10:10:46 AM
1. Let desperate actions evoke an emotional response.
2. Respond any further to unreasonable statements.
3. Pick my nose and make you eat it.

ewwwwwww!
now thats a good one
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#44
June 10, 2009, 03:27:16 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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