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Three Things I Will Not Do Today

Started by Elaine, May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM

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Elaine

May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM
Here, in no particular order, is a list of three things that I'm definitely not going to do today:



Fly down the Death Star trench and fire torpedoes (especially not without the targeting computer!)

Get adamantium metal bonded to my skeleton


Publish a serious blog post

How about you?  Are there any things that you've definitely ruled out for the day?

Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Henry Hawk

#1
May 28, 2009, 10:09:58 AM
I'm pretty certain the following will NOT happen today:

1. Sucking a large piano, UP my nose.
2. Going to lunch with Nancy Pelosi.
3. Go skydiving with Exterminator.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#2
May 28, 2009, 10:32:23 AM
I think you should try #3......TODAY.  LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#3
May 28, 2009, 10:38:51 AM
Quote from: pariann on May 28, 2009, 10:32:23 AM
I think you should try #3......TODAY.  LOL

you don't love me anymore do you?... :no:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Elaine

#4
May 28, 2009, 10:44:37 AM
BUT does she love you any less?
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Bo D

#5
May 28, 2009, 10:59:31 AM
1. Blow my nose while driving on the DC beltway.
2. Bend over to tie my shoelaces while riding the Farragut Square Metro escalator.
3. Buy a hot dog from that smelly guy on Connecticut Avenue.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

pariann

#6
May 28, 2009, 06:08:06 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 28, 2009, 10:38:51 AM
you don't love me anymore do you?... :no:
I love you just fine. :biggrin:   I just think you would have a blast free falling. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

LOsborne

#7
May 28, 2009, 07:09:53 PM
Quote from: Elaine on May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM
How about you?  Are there any things that you've definitely ruled out for the day?
I really don't think I'm going to achieve world peace. But I might bring the onset of the revolution closer!

Locutus

#8
May 28, 2009, 10:19:15 PM
1.  Win the $222 million Powerball Jackpot.
2.  Match any number whatsoever on my Powerball ticket.
3.  Buy anymore Powerball tickets.

:mad:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

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pariann

#9
May 29, 2009, 05:43:00 PM
You do realize that today...(when you wrote this) isn't Powerball day?? LOL  Let's see if you say the same thing on Saturday.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Elaine

#10
May 30, 2009, 07:09:32 PM
1. Give the cat a bath

2. Stalk anyone, no matter what

3.  Write my phone number on truck at Pilot
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Sandy Eggo

#11
May 30, 2009, 07:20:07 PM
1. Shave my head

2. Lick the sidewalk

3. Deal w/someone else's drama
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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Henry Hawk

#12
June 01, 2009, 12:35:05 PM
1.  Ride and Airbus 330, from from Rio de Janeiro to Paris.... :no:
2.  Buy a Government...I mean a General Moters vehicle... :no:
3.  Open an Abortion Clinic in WICHITA, Kan.... :no: :no:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#13
June 01, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Locutus on May 28, 2009, 10:19:15 PM
1.  Win the $222 million Powerball Jackpot.
2.  Match any number whatsoever on my Powerball ticket.
3.  Buy anymore Powerball tickets.

:mad:

I actually came so close to hitting that one it isn't even funny. Won some $$ too, but nothing compared to what it almost was.

I was off on two number by 1, and had the rest dead nuts! :rant: Went into work the next day and told them they almost lost me. The GM thought I was BSing him, but I showed him the ticket and the official numbers as drawn. . .

Dang it! :rant:

Okay, back on topic:

1. Exercise the two second rule if I drop food onto the floor.
2. Eat food off the table in the store.
3. Play with matches.
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Elaine

#14
June 01, 2009, 02:38:53 PM
1. stick my tongue on an ice cube tray

2. eat liver or lima beans

3. make a serious post on any forum
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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