Stoner Quotes

[Bo D]

Another thread here brought up a subject near and dear to me. .... Funny stoner quotes!



I thought I would give a home to all the old hippies to remember some of the best wisdom of the 60's ... Hippie Heaven!!!! 

Join in, Dudes and Dudettes! Just don't bogart that joint!


.........

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
Bill Hicks

[Palehorse]

No stems, no seeds that you don't need; Acapulco Gold is bad ass weed!   

Cheech n Chong

[Bo D]

"Well my dog died just yesterday and left me all alone.
The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home.
That's just a drop in the bucket compared to losing you,
And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too."

Commander Cody

[Sandy Eggo]

[Bo D]

Let's not forget some great song lyrics ....


Well, when I got home from work last night
I headed straight for my stash
'Cause I wanted some of my private blend
Which is two parts grass to one part hash
Well, when I got to my little secret hiding place
And I checked out my little plastic bag
Well, there wasn't a speck of that nice leaf left
And I felt my whole spirit sag

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this ole head needs

Jesse Winchester

[Bo D]

Oh, hell! Why limit this thread to quotes and song lyrics? Any comments about whatever are welcome.

Does anybody remember when you first started smoking pot? (yeah .. i know ... that's a stretch)

Remember how the simplest stuff could start you laughing so hard that your face hurt?

Now ... many years later ... we don't do that anymore.

Why is that? I would love to laugh like that again.

[Exterminator]

Remember how the simplest stuff could start you laughing so hard that your face hurt?

Now ... many years later ... we don't do that anymore.

Why is that? I would love to laugh like that again.

Because what were once vices are now habits.   

[Palehorse]

Does anybody remember when you first started smoking pot? (yeah .. i know ... that's a stretch)

Prolly won't get much participation on that one. Never know when it might be used against you by some social whack nut! 

[Palehorse]

She grew up in a Indiana town,
Had a good lookin' mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on an Indiana night.

Well she moved down here at the age of eighteen,
She blew the boys away; was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
She said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin' - on.
Keep movin' on."

Chorus
Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

Well I don't know but I've been told, you never slow down,
you never grow old.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of goin' down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town,
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Honey put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come . cause I can't stay long.

(Repeat Chorus)

There's pigeons down on Market Square,
She's standing in her underwear.
Lookin' down from a hotel room,
Nightfall will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, you got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry, when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number, I walked to the road.


Tom Petty

[Ma and Pa]

     "Comin' in to Los Angelees
      Carryin' a couple of keys;
      Don't check my luggage please,
      Mr. Customs man...."

[Sandy Eggo]

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.

If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? (Willie Nelson)

[Bo D]

Prolly won't get much participation on that one. Never know when it might be used against you by some social whack nut! 

Is that somebody at the door?

Naa.... I've never really has a case of paranoia. Maybe I should have. But at my age ... who cares? 

[Bo D]

Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

"Tell Your Children" aka Reefer Madness (1936)

[Bo D]

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.

If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? (Willie Nelson)

[Exterminator]

I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.

And when I'm feeling low,
She comes as no surprise.
Turns me on with her love.
Takes me to paradise.