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Started by Bo D, March 27, 2009, 09:31:04 AM

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Palehorse

#15
March 27, 2009, 11:43:39 AM
Quote from: Bo D on March 27, 2009, 11:31:20 AM
Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

"Tell Your Children" aka Reefer Madness (1936)

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#16
March 27, 2009, 11:45:52 AM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#17
March 27, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
That film is full of so many old wives tales, half-truths, and outright lies, it should have been made by nazi Germany!  :rolleyes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#18
March 27, 2009, 11:59:03 AM
They say your memory of smells is the strongest of all memories.

I remember the smell of the Zeppelin concert in the Charleston Civic Center (WV) in 1969.

Heavenly  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#19
March 27, 2009, 12:16:07 PM
I remember Chicago Stadium being so full of pot smoke it looked like the place was burning!  :biggrin: Oh yeah, there was a concert too!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

kimmi

#20
March 27, 2009, 12:52:48 PM
One of my favorite all time movies - Dazed and Confused!

The best stoner of them all! Slater!

Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.


http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3349152025/
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#21
March 27, 2009, 02:27:22 PM
"Are you all hopped up?!" ~ Red Foreman - That 70's Show
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#22
March 27, 2009, 02:27:26 PM
OMG "reefer madness". Not to sound like Bill Clinton or anything but I discovered that it wasn't my thing :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#23
March 27, 2009, 02:28:23 PM
Sure lil' sistah. We believe you!  ;)
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Ma and Pa

#24
March 27, 2009, 02:56:22 PM
Bo D: I remember laughing like that-- listening to "Firesign Theater" while blissfully wasted. So I googled them up, and there was a You Tube called "The Mounties Catch Herpes"; I watched it, and laughed till it hurt! There was more, but I didn't dare indulge in my delicate (straight) condition. Check it out and let me know what you think. No, I can't post a damn link-- Ma nearly has to turn the 'puter on for me as it is.

Bo D

#25
March 27, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on March 27, 2009, 02:56:22 PM
Bo D: I remember laughing like that-- listening to "Firesign Theater" while blissfully wasted. So I googled them up, and there was a You Tube called "The Mounties Catch Herpes"; I watched it, and laughed till it hurt! There was more, but I didn't dare indulge in my delicate (straight) condition. Check it out and let me know what you think. No, I can't post a damn link-- Ma nearly has to turn the 'puter on for me as it is.

Oh, Man!!!! Firesign Theater!!!!! Dude!!! Thanks for the memory!

"How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?"

Listen to that on headphones! It'll blow your mind!

"Antelope freeway ..."

"Hmmmm, did we pass a gas station? No, but the fox did, squeeze him again and see if he'll pass another."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Bo D

#26
March 27, 2009, 03:32:10 PM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on March 27, 2009, 02:56:22 PM
Bo D: I remember laughing like that-- listening to "Firesign Theater" while blissfully wasted. So I googled them up, and there was a You Tube called "The Mounties Catch Herpes"; I watched it, and laughed till it hurt! There was more, but I didn't dare indulge in my delicate (straight) condition. Check it out and let me know what you think. No, I can't post a damn link-- Ma nearly has to turn the 'puter on for me as it is.

Dude, I saw Firesign Theater in your post and sorta glazed over the rest. Sorry about that.

"The Mounties Catch Herpes"

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Great stuff!!

I'll be glad to help with the link. Thanks again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2nU2s7BTO0
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#27
March 27, 2009, 03:40:35 PM
IT Nazi's won't let me play it at work. Gotta wait till I get home. Might be better if I did anyway!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#28
March 27, 2009, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 27, 2009, 03:40:35 PM
IT Nazi's won't let me play it at work. Gotta wait till I get home. Might be better if I did anyway!  :biggrin:

Yeah ... I know about IT Nazis.

I R one!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Seriously, though. Have you ever seen the statistics on what streaming videos do to an internal network's bandwidth?

I think I read somewhere that 5 users watching streaming video will bring a T1 to it's knees.

Here .... I found it!

http://www.askageek.com/2008/01/30/the-effect-of-video-streaming-on-a-network/
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Mr442

#29
March 27, 2009, 04:37:47 PM
This guy lives around here.

He was smoking weed while everyone else was drinking beer.  When they tried to get him to drink, he politely refused.  He pointed at the beer and said, "Man made that."  He then pointed to his joint and said, "God made this, who do you trust?"

Damn near made sense :eek:
Mr442
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