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Started by pariann, November 16, 2006, 12:05:19 PM

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Sunny

Quote from: American_Woman on January 16, 2007, 10:51:00 AM

My husband & father use tongs. My father is still married and happy to my mother. He's against homosexuals. The tongs mean nothing of the sort.

And I say, he can put ice in my bucket with those tongs any day.

:redface:

Exterminator

Quote from: SunnyInFL on January 16, 2007, 02:30:57 PM
And I say, he can put ice in my bucket with those tongs any day...
Even if his IQ is 80?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Bratalie

I'm joking. . . .  I have no reason to either believe or disbelieve the true sexual orientation of Mr Muscle Man.  Also, the tongs would not give anyone any insight into said person's orientation. 


I was joking. . . . .     ha, ha, ha. . .   I thought it would be kinda funny to call the sexy muscular guy gay (wouldn't that be ironic).   

Sunny


followsthewolf

I think I've said something similar in my life -- only it started with "She...."
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

BEG

Quote from: American_Woman on January 16, 2007, 10:51:00 AM

My husband & father use tongs. My father is still married and happy to my mother. He's against homosexuals. The tongs mean nothing of the sort.

Okay, I'm naive....what's done with the tongs?  :confused:
Life is a test,
Life is a trust.

~Daisy~

Quote from: Bratalie on January 16, 2007, 04:51:05 AM
I think the tongs speak for it all!!!!!!   


AMEN!

I was looking at the dishwasher. He's left it loaded and full. He's looking for a Mommy to come unload the dishwasher, not his...uh never mind.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

Exterminator

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

American_Woman

Quote from: Bratalie on January 16, 2007, 06:47:55 PM
I'm joking. . . .  I have no reason to either believe or disbelieve the true sexual orientation of Mr Muscle Man.  Also, the tongs would not give anyone any insight into said person's orientation. 


I was joking. . . . .     ha, ha, ha. . .   I thought it would be kinda funny to call the sexy muscular guy gay (wouldn't that be ironic).   


There are some hot men out there that aren't into women sad to say.  :spooked:
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!

American_Woman

Quote from: ~Daisy~ on January 17, 2007, 11:08:40 AM
I was looking at the dishwasher. He's left it loaded and full. He's looking for a Mommy to come unload the dishwasher, not his...uh never mind.

I bet he's not single.
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!

Bratalie

Quote from: SunnyInFL on January 17, 2007, 09:35:47 AM
He doesn't need to say anything... :D


Trust me, looks can't make up for stupidity!!!!!   Boy, I wish they could!!!    Hmmm, now if I just left him in the closet and never took him out but hell, I might as buy a . . . . .

American_Woman

Quote from: Bratalie on January 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM

Trust me, looks can't make up for stupidity!!!!!   Boy, I wish they could!!!    Hmmm, now if I just left him in the closet and never took him out but hell, I might as buy a . . . . .

LMAO!
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!

American_Woman

What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!

pariann

Looks like I've come full circle.

followsthewolf

Exterminator posted:

"Stupid people suck in bed."


Just how do you mean that?

Maybe that was my problem -- I should have been searching for low IQ's!!!

:o :o :o
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.