Myspace (& OkCupid)

[kimmi]

They are something! 

I had one last night that I'll go copy and put here for your reading enjoyment.  It was from some guys mom!  Really?  Your mom?


I'm not Jaime, I'm her mother, and the mother of asparagusjunkie. He is a great guy. He is having a rough time right now, so maybe you could check him out. He is a great guy, cook, programmer, song writer.

chad and jaime's mom

[pariann]

LOL you gotta get a kick out of these people on the internet.

There are two things I've got to mention that cross my mind.....

The first thing......This guy that I've been talking to for months now....and am friends with, out of the blue said this to me the other night.

if i was to do anything now, it would only be for the wrong reasons...........I think more of you, than to think of it as a booty call

First of all I'm thinking......THINK OF ME AS A BOOTY CALL!!! It's been a freaking year!!!   

Then the second thing....in reference to my quote up there......I now feel like the blind date that has a great personality, if you know what I mean.

Makes me wish people would think before they say anything to you, how are you going to interpret what they say to you?    I can't wait until someone's mom tells me to check out their son.  You know at my age,   the mom is going to be her 70's LOL

[Exterminator]

If only I were that kind of woman my anniversary wouldn't arrive:

Just tell him you have a standing rule never to get involved with anyone named Irwin.

[pariann]

LOL, I did a little better than that, I told him I don't do complete strangers.

[kimmi]

Where is American Woman when I need her?     I seem to attract black men quite a bit.  Now I'm getting them online!  This is ridiculous! Clearly he is everything I've dreamed of! 

wow ur so gorgeous. call or text me 7049682500 I'm Jamie. i'm hanglows24 on yahoo messenger and my display name is dunebaby on myspace.I would love to get to know u princess and take u out to dinner beautiful. U r truely eye candy . holla at me 2day I really would like to build a friendship or a relationshp with you. U r to gorgeous to be single. So I got to ask do u got a man sexy? I'm still interested even if you do lol

Feel free to message him!   

[pariann]

LOL....MEN!!!!

[pariann]

I am so freaking excited, I can't stand it!!! 

Guess who I get to meet this Friday??   

Dangit, why does he:

always message me when I'm in bed asleep?

[pariann]

One more day!!  I almost broke down at his exit, but I waited two more exits before I figured out that my van had lost something vital and wasn't running properly.   Then I let the couple I'm staying with come and whisk me 45 minutes away. 

The van will be fixed in the morning so that I can go back to his exit and finally meet him. 

[me]

Hope everything goes well for you.   

[pariann]

I was freaking tongue tied....the meeting went something like this.   

Aaron: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "Fine"
He's on the phone for a couple of minutes. I sit down on a bench on his balcony so I don't fall down when my knees give way LOL!!
He gets off phone, says again: "How are you doing?"
And my clever reply is: "fine"
He walks over and puts his arms out, I stand up....give him a hug, whisper in his ear "It's really nice to see you after all this time"  let go, sit back down...and that's all I say to him.   We go to his court hearing.  The judge gives him 90 days, and then he's gone. 

[me]

I was freaking tongue tied....the meeting went something like this.   

Aaron: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "Fine"
He's on the phone for a couple of minutes. I sit down on a bench on his balcony so I don't fall down when my knees give way LOL!!
He gets off phone, says again: "How are you doing?"
And my clever reply is: "fine"
He walks over and puts his arms out, I stand up....give him a hug, whisper in his ear "It's really nice to see you after all this time"  let go, sit back down...and that's all I say to him.   We go to his court hearing.  The judge gives him 90 days, and then he's gone. 

What a bummer.  Sorry things didn't go a little better. 

[pariann]

I'm trying to make up for it.  I'm writing him a letter to stick in the mail tomorrow, so far it's 10 pages. LOL  Imagine that, NOW I have something to say.

[me]

I'm trying to make up for it.  I'm writing him a letter to stick in the mail tomorrow, so far it's 10 pages. LOL  Imagine that, NOW I have something to say.

LOL Ain't that the way it always goes.  I know he'll be glad to hear from you.

[pariann]

pssst....it ended up being 19 pages....top to bottom, every one. geez, I've got writers cramp. LOL

[me]

pssst....it ended up being 19 pages....top to bottom, every one. geez, I've got writers cramp. LOL

I'll bet you do.