open mouth. insert foot. chew.

[Henry Hawk]

Just funnin' ya Henry. 

Yer a good man.

Would be glad to have a cold beverage or two with ya, if ya partakes and the situation arises.

Bet we'd find a lot in common.

without a doubt buddy, maybe someday the opportunity will present itself...You aitn so bad of a fellow yourself

[followsthewolf]

If you ever get to NW Pennsylvania, just give me holler on the Zone Forum.

I'll buy.

[Henry Hawk]

If you ever get to NW Pennsylvania, just give me holler on the Zone Forum.

I'll buy.

Deal!!!

same here you get in the central indiana area, .... my treat..

[tallulahdahling]

Giggle--I think the term is "craw"--and don't axe me where that comes from!!   

[pariann]

Chickens.   A chicken has a craw, believe that stones end up there when they are pecking at the ground for their feed, and they get a small stone or pebble instead. But don't quote me, I was only raised up around the chickens, I didn't study them.

[Pa Kettle]

Yep, Pariann--a "craw" is the same thing as a crop or gizzard.
Birds don't pick up gravel by accident, though---it's purposefull because they need them to grind up the seeds etc. that they feed on.
      They don't have gastric juices like we do, so the gizzard repeatedly clenches the gravel and grain together to aid in digestion.
That's one of the reasons why ice storms that leave a thick and long-lasting covering on the ground are so devastating to bird populations. Even if they can get to a food source, they can literally starve with a full belly, as it were.
       There ya go--that info and .89 and you're in the coffee business.
                                         
                                               

[Bratalie]

I think I've shared this before but I'll do it again. . .    When I was still married to my husband, being an officer's wife I attended a lot of functions where a covered dish was necessary.  So I had purchased some 'high speed' pyrex dishes with handy blue covers.   After on holiday gathering, I realized after I was in my car and leaving the parking lot, that I had forgotten my empty dish.    Then I spotted a group just leaving the building and thought I'd sucker on of them into running back in and getting it for me.  So, I roll down my window and asked if someone wouldn't mind running back in and grabbing my playtex casserole.    After an awkward silence, I realized what I had said.

[~Daisy~]

Does posting something in the wrong yahoo chat window count as foot in mouth? Especially when the person receiving the messages looks at it and says "huh?" and you want to crawl under the desk because .... well you feel stoooooopid?

Daisy, quit laughing at me, it was an honest mistake!!!

I just thought you were trying to have cyber sex with me!

[pariann]

Now Daisy. 

[~Daisy~]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pariann]

I was telling that hunka hunk Rod to turn so I could see his goatee!!!  LOL

Unfortunately, you don't have the proper facial hair on your face.  Or it would have been appropriate. LOL

[~Daisy~]

Oh yeah?? Well, how do you know where my face was at the time? For all you know, I was sinus deep in ... oh forget it. LOL

[pariann]

PROPER facial hair.....give me a break woman!!!

[~Daisy~]

ROFLMAO

Sorry. I'm overly tired but this No Doz crap is still not wearing off.

[American_Woman]

Saying "Excuse me miss" and when she turns around it's really a he. Guess the long blond hair threw me off. OOPS!