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Title: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Palehorse on December 09, 2016, 02:16:23 PM
Our Dysfunctional Forum Family @ Christmas! :big grin:

I posted one version of this in my area, then it occurred to me that it might be fun for us to fill this in as a group. If you are so inclined please fill out the line of your choice and post it. Or alternatively, you can fill it out completely and post it. (Just quote this post and then do your thing.)

If it's full then feel free to add your own dysfunctional act to the lines if you would like.

ALL in good fun of course!
:biggrin:

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room:

Random acts of flashing:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: The Troll on December 09, 2016, 03:22:49 PM


                                          And be sure to have a merry Christmas.


                                                             :shots:


Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Locutus on December 09, 2016, 05:02:58 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Locutus on December 09, 2016, 05:03:13 PM
There!  Turnabout is fair play!  ;D
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Palehorse on December 09, 2016, 05:06:33 PM
Quote from: Locutus on December 09, 2016, 05:03:13 PM
There!  Turnabout is fair play!  ;D

:coat: :coat: :coat: :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Locutus on December 09, 2016, 05:07:39 PM
;D
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Palehorse on December 09, 2016, 05:10:01 PM
Next   :icon_twisted:


Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Locutus on December 09, 2016, 07:01:31 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Locutus on December 09, 2016, 07:01:50 PM
I took another turn.  ;D
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: AbbyTC on December 09, 2016, 07:14:55 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Palehorse on December 09, 2016, 07:22:44 PM

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: AbbyTC on December 09, 2016, 07:26:39 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby  :snowball:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Purplelady1040 on December 09, 2016, 08:03:53 PM
Quote from: AbbyTC on December 09, 2016, 07:26:39 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog: Locutus

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat: Abby

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby  :snowball:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: PH

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet: Troll

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Palehorse on December 09, 2016, 08:58:59 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby  :snowball:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: Palehorse  :kick:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off: parker divine  :ride:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: me on December 09, 2016, 09:23:56 PM
Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog: "Y"

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat: Troll  :grinch:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby  :snowball:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     P H  :party:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: Palehorse  :kick:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name: Parker Devine  :shrug:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off: parker divine  :ride: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: Palehorse on December 09, 2016, 09:29:35 PM

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog: "Y"  :shots:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat: Troll   :grinch:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby  :snowball:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace: me :puke:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     P H   :deadhorse:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: Palehorse  :kick:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name: Parker Devine  :me:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off: parker divine  :ride: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
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Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: The Troll on December 11, 2016, 12:16:51 PM


  Or shooting the Raindeer off the roof by the Troll  ----->   :rudolph:    :rifle:         How do you guys want your Raindeer steak cooked?   :bbq610:    :hohoho:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: AbbyTC on December 11, 2016, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: The Troll on December 11, 2016, 12:16:51 PM

  Or shooting the Raindeer off the roof by the Troll  ----->   :rudolph:    :rifle:         How do you guys want your Raindeer steak cooked?   :bbq610:    :hohoho:

You can't shoot Rudolph!   :eek:  How will Santa deliver the toys?! :biggrin:
Title: Re: UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party
Post by: The Troll on December 11, 2016, 03:34:50 PM
Quote from: AbbyTC on December 11, 2016, 12:51:31 PM
You can't shoot Rudolph!   :eek:  How will Santa deliver the toys?! :biggrin:


  Baaaa Humbug!  :baaa:  Screw the little Rug Rats.   :grinch: :grinch: :grinch:   :biggrin: