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UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party

Started by Palehorse, December 09, 2016, 02:16:23 PM

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Palehorse


Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog: "Y"  :shots:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat: Troll   :grinch:

Changing the names on presents: Troll :tree:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   :snow:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby  :snowball:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace: me :puke:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     P H   :deadhorse:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: Palehorse  :kick:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name: Parker Devine  :me:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off: parker divine  :ride: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   :spot:

Table danced in the dining room: me   :chick:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   :coat:
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The Troll



  Or shooting the Raindeer off the roof by the Troll  ----->   :rudolph:    :rifle:         How do you guys want your Raindeer steak cooked?   :bbq610:    :hohoho:

AbbyTC

Quote from: The Troll on December 11, 2016, 12:16:51 PM

  Or shooting the Raindeer off the roof by the Troll  ----->   :rudolph:    :rifle:         How do you guys want your Raindeer steak cooked?   :bbq610:    :hohoho:

You can't shoot Rudolph!   :eek:  How will Santa deliver the toys?! :biggrin:
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Perhaps the butterfly is proof that you can go through a great deal of darkness yet become something beautiful.

The Troll

Quote from: AbbyTC on December 11, 2016, 12:51:31 PM
You can't shoot Rudolph!   :eek:  How will Santa deliver the toys?! :biggrin:


  Baaaa Humbug!  :baaa:  Screw the little Rug Rats.   :grinch: :grinch: :grinch:   :biggrin: