UZ Dysfunctional XMas Party

[Palehorse]

Our Dysfunctional Forum Family @ Christmas!

I posted one version of this in my area, then it occurred to me that it might be fun for us to fill this in as a group. If you are so inclined please fill out the line of your choice and post it. Or alternatively, you can fill it out completely and post it. (Just quote this post and then do your thing.)

If it's full then feel free to add your own dysfunctional act to the lines if you would like.

ALL in good fun of course!

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room:

Random acts of flashing:

[The Troll]

                                          And be sure to have a merry Christmas.


                                                             

[Locutus]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room:

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse

[Locutus]

There!  Turnabout is fair play! 

[Palehorse]

There!  Turnabout is fair play! 

[Locutus]

[Palehorse]

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Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[Locutus]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents:

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[Locutus]

I took another turn. 

[AbbyTC]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant:

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[Palehorse]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police:

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[AbbyTC]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby 

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway:

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[Purplelady1040]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog: Locutus

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat: Abby

Changing the names on presents: Troll

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby 

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: PH

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet: Troll

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off:

Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[Palehorse]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog:

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat:

Changing the names on presents: Troll

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby 

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: Palehorse 

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name:

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off: parker divine  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse   

[me]

Singing jingle bells, drunk:

Spiking the eggnog: "Y"

Falls into Christmas tree:

Dancing nude with just a Santa hat: Troll 

Changing the names on presents: Troll

Swears they really saw a reindeer:

Drunk and doesn't know what's going on:

Outside cussing out the snowman:  AbbyTC   

Passed out while making angels in the snow:

Arrested for throwing snowballs at the police: Libby 

Kissing under the mistletoe:

Getting humped by Santa's Elf:

Eating too much pie:

Puking in the fireplace:

Ordered Christmas porn:

Smoked too much green:     P H 

Kissed the Christmas party Santa:

Got lost outside in the snow:

Fall down drunk in the driveway: Palehorse 

Fell asleep drunk on the toilet:

Forgot their name: Parker Devine 

Got stuck in a snow fort:

Drank way too much eggnog:

Mistook a midget for an elf:

Left cause we scared them off: parker divine  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pissed in the houseplant: Locutus   

Table danced in the dining room: me   

Random acts of flashing:  Palehorse