According to some Xtians, the end of the world comes this Saturday!
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1 (http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1)
Does this mean I can just screw the mortgage payment, go on a bender, and spend the rest of the week saying to hell with my personal health and everybody else's personal comfort points? :biggrin:
Anarchy!
Would you believe that I'm having a huge cookout that day? All day? I didn't plan it b/c of Rapture ;D It's just something I like to do about this time of year. One thing about it, my party won't be disrupted b/c no one on the guest list is eligible for rapture . ;D
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 18, 2011, 08:22:42 PM
Would you believe that I'm having a huge cookout that day? All day? I didn't plan it b/c of Rapture ;D It's just something I like to do about this time of year. One thing about it, my party won't be disrupted b/c no one on the guest list is eligible for rapture . ;D
We're hosting a "post rapture" baby shower for our daughter on Sunday afternoon. This being the heart of the bible belt, I expect the guest list of 60 may experience a high level of "rapture-shrink"!
(I wonder if they will go to hell because they lied when they RSVP'd? Or perhaps they will receive Rapturematic Immunity?) :biggrin:
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I wonder how they'd react if you called them and asked them to forward the gift ahead just on the off-chance they're heading north? ;D
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 18, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
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I wonder how they'd react if you called them and asked them to forward the gift ahead just on the off-chance they're heading north? ;D
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Quote from: Palehorse on May 18, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
According to some Xtians, the end of the world comes this Saturday!
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1 (http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1)
Does this mean I can just screw the mortgage payment, go on a bender, and spend the rest of the week saying to hell with my personal health and everybody else's personal comfort points? :biggrin:
Anarchy!
Have we go anyone out there that wants to give the Troll all of their toys before they go. Troll likes toys. :biggrin:
Quote from: The Troll on May 18, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
Have we go anyone out there that wants to give the Troll all of their toys before they go. Troll likes toys. :biggrin:
Don't fly on an airplane Saturday with two Born again Christians as pilot and copilot. They might be ratured up and you'll be in a crash without a crew on board and you won't get to see the "Coming" :rolleyes:
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HELL->
Tomorrow's weather... (http://goo.gl/NoO9V)
(http://www.pedigreedatabase.com/uploads/Keith%20Grossman/images/weather.jpg)
"Rapturematic Immunity"
God, that's funny.
Oh, man. I said "God."
I don't think I'm going to be immunized rapturematically.
More likely I'm going the way of Ex's weather forecast.
Definitely 666 degrees.
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Quote from: Exterminator on May 20, 2011, 04:34:02 PM
(http://www.pedigreedatabase.com/uploads/Keith%20Grossman/images/weather.jpg)
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Quote from: followsthewolf on May 20, 2011, 04:44:31 PM
"Rapturematic Immunity"
God, that's funny.
Oh, man. I said "God."
I don't think I'm going to be immunized rapturematically.
More likely I'm going the way of Ex's weather forecast.
Definitely 666 degrees.
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It is to begin at 6PM Saturday at the international date line in the middle of the Pacific. This will be 2AM Saturday morning here. So reports should start rolling in then.
I wonder if this means the Mayans got it wrong. :biggrin:
http://www.youtube.com/v/pHCdS7O248g
Sill here!
I was at a funeral this evening and someone's car caught fire; does that count?
Quote from: Exterminator on May 21, 2011, 09:12:48 PM
I was at a funeral this evening and someone's car caught fire; does that count?
Auto-Rapture! :biggrin:
I think my son's dog was raptured today! :spooked:
Quote from: Palehorse on May 21, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
Auto-Rapture! :biggrin:
My wife and I decided to have sex twice tonight to see what this "second coming" was all about.... :biggrin:
Quote from: dan foster on May 21, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
My wife and I decided to have sex twice tonight to see what this "second coming" was all about.... :biggrin:
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Now, THAT is rapture!!
Quote from: dan foster on May 21, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
My wife and I decided to have sex twice tonight to see what this "second coming" was all about.... :biggrin:
Well, maybe I could believe a couple of shows, but then it will be rehearsals from then on. If you don't know what I'm talking about when I say what a rehearsals is. Well after two shows a rehearsal is the same thing as a show, but nobody comes. :wink: :biggrin:
I guess Camping was off a bit in his math, again. NOW the 'rapture' is set for October 21, 2011.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday
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Quote from: Nighthawk on May 24, 2011, 11:41:52 AM
I guess Camping was off a bit in his math, again. NOW the 'rapture' is set for October 21, 2011.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday
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Fuck me. Still at it. I wish I could find a way to funnel all the money this muther fucker gets into the FFRF. Of course, he based his predictions on the bible. Of course, the bible is the only proof his religion is "true". Of course, his computations were a "bit off". Of course, the bible is all I need to prove its all bullshit!