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Started by Palehorse, May 18, 2011, 06:38:49 PM

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Palehorse

#15
May 21, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 21, 2011, 09:12:48 PM
I was at a funeral this evening and someone's car caught fire; does that count?

Auto-Rapture!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#16
May 21, 2011, 09:56:43 PM
I think my son's dog was raptured today!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

dan foster

#17
May 21, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 21, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
Auto-Rapture!  :biggrin:

My wife and I decided to have sex twice tonight to see what this "second coming" was all about.... :biggrin:
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Palehorse

#18
May 22, 2011, 08:00:58 AM
Quote from: dan foster on May 21, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
My wife and I decided to have sex twice tonight to see what this "second coming" was all about.... :biggrin:
:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#19
May 22, 2011, 09:06:46 AM
Now, THAT is rapture!!
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

The Troll

#20
May 22, 2011, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: dan foster on May 21, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
My wife and I decided to have sex twice tonight to see what this "second coming" was all about.... :biggrin:

  Well, maybe I could believe a couple of shows, but then it will be rehearsals from then on.  If you don't know what I'm talking about when I say what a rehearsals is.  Well after two shows a rehearsal is the same thing as a show, but nobody comes.   :wink: :biggrin:

Nighthawk

#21
May 24, 2011, 11:41:52 AM
I guess Camping was off a bit in his math, again. NOW the 'rapture' is set for October 21, 2011.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday


:end:

dan foster

#22
May 24, 2011, 09:27:37 PM
Quote from: Nighthawk on May 24, 2011, 11:41:52 AM
I guess Camping was off a bit in his math, again. NOW the 'rapture' is set for October 21, 2011.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday


:end:

Fuck me.  Still at it.  I wish I could find a way to funnel all the money this muther fucker gets into the FFRF.  Of course, he based his predictions on the bible.  Of course, the bible is the only proof his religion is "true".  Of course, his computations were a "bit off".  Of course, the bible is all I need to prove its all bullshit!
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke
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